United thread 2017/18

[SPIDERBOY]

Surely this can't be true? He's a joke if true

He says it just before he loses it in his presser.

 

[journolud]

Pogba saying it would be a pleasure to play with Neymar, and he looks at Toure & Kev to improve his game....

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...ys-it-would-be-a-pleasure-to-play-with-neymar

Surely he meant to say Fellaini and Herrera?

 

[goalmole]

I see they are at it again on the Caf, they now have a thread about which 20 teams would they pick to form a premier league, as usual it very quickly gets into cups won, History, fan base etc...

They just can't help themselves, the only correct answer should be " the top 20 teams in the country at that specific point in time".

They spend 90% of their time looking at the past and 10% looking at the future and then wonder why they are in the mess they are in.

I expect we weren't one of the chosen 20. You know, with having no 'istree and all that.

 

[sir baconface]

I could never never imagine Pep having a rant about one of his own Players in front of the media.
He has more class in one toe than Maureen has ever had.

We say "mind the gap" when joshing about points difference. However the gap between Pep and Maureen grows bigger by the day. Not just in footballing terms but as human beings.

 

[sir baconface]

He'd never get another club, though, if he tried that. No-one would sign him.

Right price and they certainly would. Shaw's not a basket case. A decent man manager would happily take him on and sort him out.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Right price and they certainly would. Shaw's not a basket case. A decent man manager would happily take him on and sort him out.

Shaw overweight and out of his depth

That isn't to say Mourinho isn't a prick. I just don't think he's wrong

 

[TCIB]

Pogba saying it would be a pleasure to play with Neymar, and he looks at Toure & Kev to improve his game....

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...ys-it-would-be-a-pleasure-to-play-with-neymar

Was waiting for this stuff, cuddling up to PSG that is. Raiola doesn't care about his clients, indeed it half looks like he chucks them into places not right for them so they want another move soon. For Pogba PSG is kind of the last chance saloon. Real Madrid will not touch him now which leaves PSG the closest thing to giving him what he and Raiola want, big fish, adulation, even more cash etc etc. Now Mourinho has been given assurances (hence him feeling bold enough to call every single player out now) Raiola will have been right on the phone to Pogba "you need to get the fuck out before your stock hits the floor". They will be discussions between Raiola and PSG about a possible move already. Raiola would be failing himself if he is not in their ear as we speak.

Neymar will likely leave and that will be fine with Pogba as he seems to like being the big deal at a club.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

http://www.transfermarketweb.com/?action=media&id=1
Since the player is getting more and more uncomfortable at Manchester United, especially due to both top brass and supporters questioning his value, French international midfielder Paul Pogba (25) might be leaving next summer, after Red Devils paid Juventus 108 million euros in summer 2016 for purchasing him. To this end, his agent, Mino Raiola, is fathoming the market and looking for options. A groundbreaking move back to Bianconeri can't be ruled out.

From Tuttomercatoweb

 

[Pokes28]

Over/under. Will the amount they lose be more or less than they lost on Di Maria? I'm sure there is some person out in Caf land that thinks they should be able to trade Pogba for Neymar straight across.

If I'm PSG, I wouldn't sell Neymar for anything less than double what they paid for him. Not that he's worth it, but they spent the money, risked FFP (though it looks like Mbape is likely what might push them out of bounds), and made the biggest signing in the history of sports. I just can't see any justifiable reason to let him walk without a huge payday.

 

[squirtyflower]

Well Mourinho is a Mendes guy, and clearly with Mendes involvement in Wolves there is a fair bit of controversy, angst and rivalry going on between the agents and their clientele. It appears that the potential alleged possible insinuation of that tweet is that Mourinho and Mendes reckon that the Stellar managed Shaw and KSM managed Jones are perhaps not performing to the standards expected for non-footballing reasons.

That’s interesting because Stella and KSM have both been implicated with match fixing alongside with Woy, Moss and Murphy and have set their stall out to disrupt VAR so that it will be dropped

 

[Pam]

I expect we weren't one of the chosen 20. You know, with having no 'istree and all that.

Yeah but at least we have heritage.

 

[andyhinch]

This thread is missing something, I know SCUM.

 

[Vienna_70]

had a chat with a match going united fan last night,i even reminded him of the time before moaningfucker became their manager and I said I would hate him to become citys manager,hes destructive and would fuck the squad up,we got talking about united ,first time ive seen him since the champs league defeat ,and he says united have improved,now I'm not the best at remembering stuff but last night I could remember little bits and bobs from bluemoon,about age of the squad,about wages and about moaning fuckers destructiveness and for the first time I could see him actually realising what id said before he became manager was actually what was happening ,

i should of nailed him with the question ,who would you prefer now as your manager pep or peg ,its a fucking great question ,some of them still say peg,but that look on their faces as they try to convince you, i like to give them a little hug and a pat hahahahha

I tried it on one of the KFA rags at work this morning and he wouldn’t (or couldn’t) answer.

So I pressed him on it and he came out with, "PEG has won everything!"

"Not with the rags, he hasn’t," I retorted.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

That’s interesting because Stella and KSM have both been implicated with match fixing alongside with Woy, Moss and Murphy and have set their stall out to disrupt VAR so that it will be dropped

much like trump/ca/mueller, over time you see the dominoes slotting into place

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

But Simon Jordan said on the radio last night, "but where does he go after united? With all due respect to city, Chelsea, arsenal and Liverpool, united are the biggest club in the world".

never were......sure a few prems, very few CLs and one world club. Hardly keeps them as biggest club in the world, they haven`t won a major trophy in 6 years!!!!

 

[flobo]

never were......sure a few prems, very few CLs and one world club. Hardly keeps them as biggest club in the world, they haven`t won a major trophy in 6 years!!!!

I think Jordan is confused...united are the most overhyped club in the world

 

[manimanc]

Hope our resident lurking rat vangaalera is ok, he must be suffering massive withdrawal symptoms not quoting us all season. Are you ok flower ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It would be a joke if he calls him up...there are other players that deserve a call up more than him

England team is a joke, and selecting the Rags players irrespective of ability is a long established FA trait.

The whole set up is a disgrace, with Southgate being just another FA puppet.

 

[aguero93:20]

Pogba saying it would be a pleasure to play with Neymar, and he looks at Toure & Kev to improve his game....

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...ys-it-would-be-a-pleasure-to-play-with-neymar

He looks at Kev to improve his game? Ragcafe won't like that, they think he's better than Kev...

 

[nmc]

Can see Pogba at PSG - not sure he really wants to be a great player or to work particularly hard - he wants to fuck about, have fun and earn a fortune. On that basis PSG will suit him - unless PEG shows up there of course.