United thread 2017/18

[journolud]

To add to United’s woes, it seems Sanchez is cutting a very unhappy and forlorn figure at OT, his poor form made worse by his seeming regret at joining the club

You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh...

No according to the MEN he has a coffee with the big daft swede everyday, so obviously well assimilated into the squad

 

[Vienna_70]

Another pupil of Shakin’ Bacon sacked.

Jap Stam's not so hard now, is he?

 

[Vienna_70]

Hilarious for sure. Plus they've got his contract of £500 large a week to try and offload to any prospective purchaser.
As this kind of money can only be had in China, Alexis's career in football has been reduced to a Mickey Mouse level.

The swamp really is turning into the theatre of nightmares for the mercenary, isn’t it?

 

[SPIDERBOY]

The swamp really is turning into the theatre of nightmares for the mercenary, isn’t it?

Fuck him and fuck them,they deserve each other.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Fuck him and fuck them,they deserve each other.

Fuck em all.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Fuck em all.

The long and the short and the...errr...football heritage.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Fuck em all.

Correct.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

De Gea will not be allowed to leave until he starts throwing the ball into his own net .... oh wait (Seville).

 

[JWBlueman]

Hilarious for sure. Plus they've got his contract of £500 large a week to try and offload to any prospective purchaser.
As this kind of money can only be had in China, Alexis's career in football has been reduced to a Mickey Mouse level.

Even worse it’s £600k a week once you factor in his signing on fee which I believe is spread over his contract.

Utter madness. I love it.

 

[schfc6]

De Gea will not be allowed to leave until he starts throwing the ball into his own net .... oh wait (Seville).

What ever do you mean? He had no chance, the good folk at BT told me he had no chance. ' Even De Gea couldn't kept that out'.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Of course - we may hopefully see a few more near saves of the unstoppable in the last few games of the season!

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

The long and the short and the...errr...football heritage.

That's absolutely right, my man.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

He could always ask to move to City as no3 keeper - more chance of a winners medal that way than with Jose's Jokes.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

They've just announced they're setting up a professional women's team. Typical Mourinho deflection if you ask me. Just wants a team with more tits than Pogba & Lingard.

 

[Bluebee2]

They've just announced they're setting up a professional women's team. Typical Mourinho deflection if you ask me. Just wants a team with more tits than Pogba & Lingard.

They’ve assembled a women’s team of sorts and have been training at Manchester Grammar School for a couple of months.

 

[Shirley]

They’ve assembled a women’s team of sorts and have been training at Manchester Grammar School for a couple of months.

Who's left from the class of 92 to manage them?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

They've just announced they're setting up a professional women's team. Typical Mourinho deflection if you ask me. Just wants a team with more tits than Pogba & Lingard.

Double the reason to hate the c**t's.

SCUM!

 

[jrb]

Note the statement from Ed.

He's not spending 500K a Week in wages on a Female player.

He's not buying Female success like City.

He's doing it the United Male way.........

"The FA has provided excellent support through the process and we believe that launching a team in WSL2 would give many more of our graduates from the Regional Talent Club the chance to establish themselves as first-team players.

"The Manchester United women’s team must be built in the same image and with the same principles as the men's first team and offer academy players a clear route to top-level football within the club."

 

[jrb]

Who's left from the class of 92 to manage them?

Is Ryan going to be brought back after failing as Wales Manager?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Note the statement from Ed.

He's not spending 500K a Week in wages on a Female player.

He's not buying Female success like City.

He's doing it the United Male way.........

"The FA has provided excellent support through the process and we believe that launching a team in WSL2 would give many more of our graduates from the Regional Talent Club the chance to establish themselves as first-team players.

"The Manchester United women’s team must be built in the same image and with the same principles as the men's first team and offer academy players a clear route to top-level football within the club."

They really are completely full of shit.