United thread 2017/18

[Sheriff Fatman]

so Ibra Dimmer Switch has basically come and said he wanted to move to LA before the rags came calling, and that his head was always in LA.

Basically admitting that the Rags have paid him a shit ton of money to convince him to go there instead and that he never wanted to be there.

Thank God he conquered England first

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Come on Swansea

 

[Vienna_70]

Come on Swansea

This!

 

[bluethrunthru]

Come on Swansea

ahhhhhhh..................its a great feeling.................REAL football is back !

 

[TCIB]

Is that a cunning plan?

It is as cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed professor of cunning at oxford university :-D

 

[Blueknows]

Thank God he conquered England first

Lol he really thinks he did................
"I feel young. I feel like Benjamin Button - I was born old and will die young."
"I came to England and they all said I was old. I came in a wheelchair and after three months I conquered England and they said I was flying."
"The lion is hungry."
"If I don't win I feel failure. This move will not change anything. I have come here to win and I am pretty sure I will win."
"I want to smell the grass and touch the ball. Today I finished training and just wanted to shoot some balls."
"I am not arrogant, I am confident."
"I have more goals than players have games. I think I know what I am doing."

 

[citytilllidie]

I know Stuart quite well and because he used to cover United previously,people on this forum were aghast when he became the chief reporter for City.
Its taken time and my continued support of PB has never gone down well on here,but I think Blue Mooners are enjoying what they read from him.
He tells it how it is and he`s certainly not scared of giving the Rags a hard time,but whenever he writes something that doesn`t quite sit right with our fans,then all hell breaks lose.
SB for me is a wonderful writer.OK he works for a shit paper as most Blue Mooners state, but his continued support of our Club is a joy to behold.
He just loves the way our owner operates, compared to the Glazers, our Academy and the freshness to the PL on the way we play.He loves Pep.
Some people still have mis-givings about him,due to his connection to the Rags,but I read his articles on a daily basis and believe me,the shit he dishes out at times towards other clubs and their fans is wonderful.

Got to agree with this. He appears to like giving Jose plenty of, well, more than criticism. Abuse? Yeah, that's the one

 

[journolud]

Lol he really thinks he did................
"I feel young. I feel like Benjamin Button - I was born old and will die young."
"I came to England and they all said I was old. I came in a wheelchair and after three months I conquered England and they said I was flying."
"The lion is hungry."
"If I don't win I feel failure. This move will not change anything. I have come here to win and I am pretty sure I will win."
"I want to smell the grass and touch the ball. Today I finished training and just wanted to talk some balls."
"I am not arrogant, I am confident."
"I have more goals than players have games. I think I know what I am doing."

Fixed

 

[manimanc]

The lion is hungry?
Fuckin crank.

 

[its grim up north]

Is that a cunning plan?

A cunning flan!

 

[Grassland Blue]

A cunning flan!

When you are clever it stays with you always - the cunning lingers......

 

[sir baconface]

When you are clever it stays with you always - the cunning lingers......

Bryan Riggs licks likes this.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Ronaldo's new bronze bust
Doesn't look like Niall Quinn this time
It does,however, look more like Jordan Henderson than it does the Portuguese prick

 

[laserblue]

Wouldn't the issue be far worse if it was the other way round ?

Yes but that scenario is unlikely given the current trend in reporting attendances. I'm thinking that if the emergency services work on the 'official' (higher) number given by the club their rescue teams could risk additional death and injury looking for people who simply aren't there.

 

[citizen_maine]

Yes but that scenario is unlikely given the current trend in reporting attendances. I'm thinking that if the emergency services work on the 'official' (higher) number given by the club their rescue teams could risk additional death and injury looking for people who simply aren't there.

they wouldn't be working on numbers though, would they? after stall, the majority of a stadium would have been cleared safely

 

[city986]

Do know were to put this but just been in the shop at the ground and on the car park is a coach load of SCUM getting picked to to go to old toilet what the fuck is that all about anyway 30 of them giving me the bird and more just laughed and shouted mind the GAP

 

[blueincy]

Bit late but always worth a laugh from when they played the Orange pickers....

 

[laughing gravy]

they wouldn't be working on numbers though, would they?

so if a plane crashed and the flight manifest said there were 237 people on board and 208 were accounted for would the rescuers say reet lads thats it lets go home?

 

[citizen_maine]

so if a plane crashed and the flight manifest said there were 237 people on board and 208 were accounted for would the rescuers say reet lads thats it lets go home?

Which part of 'stadium' led you to believe we were discussing planes? :-)

 

[Fred_Quimby]

They don' actually count the fans coming out of the stadium.