United thread 2017/18

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laserblue said:
It was very generous of the rags to gift City the title today as a gesture of thanks for City:

1) Making a generous cash donation to keep their near bankrupt club going just long enough for their first sugar daddy John Henry Davies to save them from oblivion.

2) Transferring the spine of a superb City side to United after being stitched up over bonus payment and setting them up for their first two titles and first FA Cup.

3) Agreeing to their despereate and snivelling request for City to use their influence to block Manchester Central's application to join the Football League as Central were getting bigger attendances even in the Lancashire Combination and that would have spelt the end for United.

4) Generously donating a new kit to United to replace the tattered kit they were wearing (hence their own fans nicknaming them 'the rags') because, again on the brink of bankruptcy, they couldn't afford to buy one themselves. (Just before their second sugar daddy James Gibson rode in and bailed them out of the shit again).

5) Generously allowing them to share Maine Road for 4 years after the war while the publicly funded repairs were carried out.

6) Generously allowing them to use Maine Road for their first season in Europe because the dozy bastards entered the competition apparently without realising the games were played on midweek evenings and their shit tip had no floodlights.

Thank you rags for the joy you have given us all today.
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Ahem to that. A few Rags will be getting that served via text, Facebook etc.
 
117 blue said:
If they draw today or midweek against Bournemouth then we've won the league surely as the goal difference is +30 in our favour. After ruining our weekend last week I would quite like them to fuck up before we play and hand us the title, we could then have an afternoon of piss taking next week against Swansea
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Get your piss taking gloves on ;)
 
laserblue said:
It was very generous of the rags to gift City the title today as a gesture of thanks for City:

1) Making a generous cash donation to keep their near bankrupt club going just long enough for their first sugar daddy John Henry Davies to save them from oblivion.

2) Transferring the spine of a superb City side to United after being stitched up over bonus payments and setting them up for their first two titles and first FA Cup.

3) Agreeing to their desperate and snivelling request for City to use their influence to block Manchester Central's application to join the Football League as Central were getting bigger attendances even in the Lancashire Combination and that would have spelt the end for United.

4) Generously donating a new kit to United to replace the tattered kit they were wearing (hence their own fans nicknaming them 'the rags') because, again on the brink of bankruptcy, they couldn't afford to buy one themselves. (Just before their second sugar daddy James Gibson rode in and bailed them out of the shit again).

5) Generously allowing them to share Maine Road for 4 years after the war while the publicly funded repairs were carried out.

6) Generously allowing them to use Maine Road for their first season in Europe because the dozy bastards entered the competition apparently without realising the games were played on midweek evenings and their shit tip had no floodlights.

Thank you rags for the joy you have given us all today.
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I didn't know number 6.

no wonder we're the classy Citizens.
 
laserblue said:
It was very generous of the rags to gift City the title today as a gesture of thanks for City:

1) Making a generous cash donation to keep their near bankrupt club going just long enough for their first sugar daddy John Henry Davies to save them from oblivion.

2) Transferring the spine of a superb City side to United after being stitched up over bonus payments and setting them up for their first two titles and first FA Cup.

3) Agreeing to their desperate and snivelling request for City to use their influence to block Manchester Central's application to join the Football League as Central were getting bigger attendances even in the Lancashire Combination and that would have spelt the end for United.

4) Generously donating a new kit to United to replace the tattered kit they were wearing (hence their own fans nicknaming them 'the rags') because, again on the brink of bankruptcy, they couldn't afford to buy one themselves. (Just before their second sugar daddy James Gibson rode in and bailed them out of the shit again).

5) Generously allowing them to share Maine Road for 4 years after the war while the publicly funded repairs were carried out.

6) Generously allowing them to use Maine Road for their first season in Europe because the dozy bastards entered the competition apparently without realising the games were played on midweek evenings and their shit tip had no floodlights.

Thank you rags for the joy you have given us all today.
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Thank you indeed, well put.
 
The new tactic I'm getting is texts saying Sunderland have won more titles.

They are hurting. Loving the taste of their salty tears...
 
Would love to have beat them last week but this is even better. Winning the league at the swamp without even playing!!! Couldn't make it up...
 
They lost on purpose to "spoil the party" again so we couldn't win it at home in front of our fans. Those pesky rags and their party spoiling antics. :)
 
Metalartin said:
They lost on purpose to "spoil the party" again so we couldn't win it at home in front of our fans.
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Of course they did. That's why by the end of the game they had Martial, Rashford, Sanchez, Lingard and Lukaku all playing up front. All because they were trying not to win ;-)
 
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