United thread 2017/18

[Colin Bells Boots]

I bet they call in sick!

They are definitely sick, and I can honestly say that without knowing any of them.

 

[kiam06]

Nottingham posh boy upset

The audacity of a Nottingham kid saying 'Manchester is Red'.

They have no fucking shame.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Thought they paid out on that after last weeks triumph??

Haha...they probably did, but I thought I’d give it another week to make sure. I mean, paying out on an event that hadn’t actually happened might make a bookie look like an arrogant raggy twat!
Can’t believe that would ever happen!!

 

[Bluekiwi]

I've got a picture of City's Etihad plane in flight - sent a copy to all my rag relatives with the single word CHAMPIONS in HUGE letters

 

[goalmole]

Ouch.

Didn't want him anyway.

 

[Bluesince1979]

A rag said to me, after all the money you have spent, you have underachieved this season, absolute fucking idiot

Ive already had “ite a poor league”.

If you havent anything nice to say ...

 

[East Level 2]

Ive already had “ite a poor league”.
If you havent anything nice to say ...

How come they are so far behind if it's such a such a poor league? Unless they are helping to make it poor.

 

[roj]

If it weren't for the West Brom fans, you could've heard the mice scurrying down corridors of Unsold Trafford yesterday.

TOCK

 

[Bluesince1979]

How come they are so far behind if it's such a such a poor league? Unless they are helping to make it poor.

I didnt try and dissect it. I just enjoyed those salty tears yummmmm

 

[PragueBlue]

Ive already had “ite a poor league”.

If you havent anything nice to say ...

I'd say that he's right. Otherwise they wouldn't be 2nd and I doubt they would have made top 4. However, the greatest team in the history of the Premier League can do no more than win the league in record breaking style. While despite all the money spent, they are 1 point ahead of 3rd and 4 points ahead of 4th in such a 'poor' league.

 

[Oyster28catcher]

Ha ha ha ha ha "riding the crest of a wave" ha ha ha "a new dawn" ha ha ha ha "second placed to 'ickle old Citeh" ha ha ha ha "not in my lifetime" (three times) ha ha ha ha "Typical City" ha ha ha "highest floodlights in the league" ha ha ha ha

Without gloating - FCUM, as their breakaway club say

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Surely gifting us the title in front of their home fans against the worst team in the league is worse than hearing that we beat Swansea.

I usually find that letting people humiliate themselves is the best way :-)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I'd say that he's right. Otherwise they wouldn't be 2nd and I doubt they would have made top 4. However, the greatest team in the history of the Premier League can do no more than win the league in record breaking style. While despite all the money spent, they are 1 point ahead of 3rd and 4 points ahead of 4th in such a 'poor' league.

It only looks like a poor league because we've got everyone else's points. ;-)

 

[roj]

Did their fans (those that turned up) sing a single song during the game? If not - is that a record? Is there a trophy for that?

 

[Vienna_70]

Five. Years. In. A. Row.

And. Six. Out. Of. Seven!

 

[Sky Blue]

Carrick fan's vlog - fuck me that bitter Welsh lad is hurting. Hilarious viewing.

 

[roj]

Carrick fan's vlog - fuck me that bitter Welsh lad is hurting. Hilarious viewing.

Tails off towards the end, but I think he just ran out of hate.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Ouch.

That fat wanker should be strapped down and his eyelids clipped open, Clockwork orange style, and
be forced to view this for a 48 hour stretch,

 

[Deleted member 81382]

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[laserblue]

Another riveting game at the swamp.