Obscure questions that need answering

[talkativesprout]

Where do dead birds go? Millions of em flying round but hardly ever see a dead one other than in the road after they’ve been hit by a car.

Rats like chicken too

 

[HellYeah]

That is just to difficult to answer. Were all guilty. Their isn’t really an obvious thing too latch onto, were will it end? You’re guess is as good as mine.

I bet that took some doing.

 

[TCIB]

Why is Pizza traditionally round and not square?

Edit: Google takes the fun out of this damn it!

 

[andyhinch]

Why is Pizza traditionally round and not square?

Edit: Google takes the fun out of this damn it!

I assume because you can't toss a square based but I've not googled it.

 

[TCIB]

I assume because you can't toss a square based but I've not googled it.

That is what google and myself told me soon after posting, they do have square ones now though so you must be able to give it a final shape as a square.

The reason i ask actually has some merit, i shall explain. Pizza from the looks is a peasant food, like most, so they chucked on what was left over at the end of the day and used the bakers still hot oven (i assume) to cook them. I would assume some small bakers ovens would have been traditionally square in Germany or otherwise a more efficient manor of cooking whilst using the whole oven. I suppose my question finally ends up as "how did small German villages live" with a focus on the bakers and ofc the development of pizza, oven design and the paddle thing they use to shove stuff in and out.

Yeah i had a smoke xD

 

[mscenterh750]

Why are my pubes longer than my cock?

 

[Barcon]

Why are my pubes longer than my cock?

Because there is no such thing as micro pubes.

 

[talkativesprout]

Because their illitrate.

If that was the case they wouldn't be able to attempt it in any of its forms.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Why is Pizza traditionally round and not square?

Edit: Google takes the fun out of this damn it!

Asda used to sell a rectangular one. An absolute beast of a thing but sadly I think I was the only one who ever bought it, and it vanished almost as soon as it appeared.

 

[bluebrickroad]

When we buy drink from an off licence it is called a "carry out", but when we buy food from a chippy it is called a "take away".

 

[Magicpole]

Asda used to sell a rectangular one. An absolute beast of a thing but sadly I think I was the only one who ever bought it, and it vanished almost as soon as it appeared.

I too loved them and was less than chuffed/fucking raging, when told they wouldn’t be back for a while.

I felt like burning the place down as I’m not a fan of petitions.

 

[pizzaman]

I work at the place where they are made, we only do them every so often when they go on promotion. Morrison's have them as well, they seem to sell more than Asda.....

 

[Magicpole]

Who decided to make Mars Bars chocolate so thin?

As a kid you had to really bite hard to get through. Being Scottish I didn’t have any teeth, obviously, but, boy did your gums ache.

Now, your tongue can break through.

I know everybody is getting fatter, but fuck sake.

 

[whp.blue]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it,. does it still make a sound?

of course not

 

[sirrmattmoo]

Why does Buzz Lightyear act dead in front of humans when he doesn’t believe he’s a toy

You’ve ruined toy story

 

[whp.blue]

How come the moon is the right size and distance from earth to fit exactly over the sun during a total eclipse? By accident or design?

As the moon is moving away from the earth it is just the time we live in. Just like in the future we will not be able to see any stars.

 

[dickie davies]

Why do away teams have brain farts at Anfield when playing in European competition!

 

[whp.blue]

Why can't people tell the difference between there and they're.

because they are concentrating on To, too and two

 

[Magicpole]

because they are concentrating on To, too and two

To right

 

[MellowJoe]

Is there such a thing as intrinsic value?