Obscure questions that need answering

[Blue Mist]

What if you are left handed?

Left handed people are like Gingers

 

[aguero93:20]

Left handed people are like Gingers

Cheeky ****, left handed people have souls.
In fact, there's more right handed gingers than left handed ones.

 

[Franny 1234]

KDB is a left handed ginger

 

[aguero93:20]

KDB is a left handed ginger

You're only reinforcing my point really, by bringing up a left handed ginger that makes a positive contribution to all our lives.

 

[Blue Mist]

KDB is a left handed ginger

and yet he manages to rise up above his disabilities to perfom wonders, nay miracles.

 

[i8therags]

Meat and bones used to comprise a large part of the domestic dogs diet, as a result their poo was rich in calcium. After a few days, water and organic components evaporated from their poo and what remained became dry, hard and turned white with calcium.

Today’s dogs are fed from bags, tin cans and packets, with the occasional table scrap thrown in. None of which are natural. Dogs these days rarely consume enough calcium to create the whitening effect on their poo.

Asked my mum that when I was about 5. For 50 years I thought it was poodle shit lol. Learn something everyday. Come to think of it poodles are still around but penny never dropped.

 

[york away to this!]

Why does a penny have to drop?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

What is the plural of mongoose?

 

[Franny 1234]

You're only reinforcing my point really, by bringing up a left handed ginger that makes a positive contribution to all our lives.

To be honest I don't even know if he is a left hander.
C.T.I.D

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

What the hell are the lyrics to the second verse of Minnie Riperton's seminal work, Les Fleur? And while we're here, why is it Les Fleur and not La Fleur or Les Fleurs?

 

[Magicpole]

Why does my misses think I want to hear about her dreams?

Or, what her pals at work are saying about each other?

I am truly bewildered.

 

[TheBlueDune]

What the hell are the lyrics to the second verse of Minnie Riperton's seminal work, Les Fleur? And while we're here, why is it Les Fleur and not La Fleur or Les Fleurs?

Will somebody wear me to the fair?
Will a lady pin me in her hair?
Will a child find me by a stream?
Kiss my petals and weave me through a dream.

For all of these simple things and much more a flower was born
It blooms to spread love and joy faith and hope to people forlorn

Inside every man lives the seed of a flower
If he looks within he finds beauty and power

Ring all the bells sing and tell the people that be everywhere that the flower has come
Light up the sky with your prayers of gladness and rejoice for the darkness is gone
Throw off your fears let your heart beat freely at the sign that a new time is born

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Will somebody wear me to the fair?
Will a lady pin me in her hair?
Will a child find me by a stream?
Kiss my petals and weave me through a dream.

For all of these simple things and much more a flower was born
It blooms to spread love and joy faith and hope to people forlorn

Inside every man lives the seed of a flower
If he looks within he finds beauty and power

Ring all the bells sing and tell the people that be everywhere that the flower has come
Light up the sky with your prayers of gladness and rejoice for the darkness is gone
Throw off your fears let your heart beat freely at the sign that a new time is born

Cheers BD, prob my bad for poor description, but right after the end of what you have written is another verse that to me, sounds like LSD speak.

Or is it just me hearing it? :-/

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Why do they call it a tv set when you only get 1?
Why do they call them apartments when they are attached?
If money does not grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

 

[CookynotBooky]

Why do we have capital letters but not capital numbers?

 

[Magicpole]

Why does time stand still before a big game?

 

[unexpected item]

How come the moon is the right size and distance from earth to fit exactly over the sun during a total eclipse? By accident or design?

 

[west didsblue]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it,. does it still make a sound?

There’s two correct answers to that question. Yes and no.

 

[PinkFinal]

Expressions I've read throughout my life that I still do not know what they mean

EG

'Hail fellow well met'

 

[laughing gravy]

why has spiderman only got two legs?