Obscure questions that need answering

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Stop taking the missus up the wrong un.

I’ll line em up,...

 

[citizen_maine]

The working title Arthur C Clark ditched

Roy Batt(er)y: "I've seen things you chickens wouldn't believe"

 

[KS55]

How Hai is a chinaman?

 

[Dreadzone]

You lost me at Pixelated

Hahahaha. And me!

 

[beast]

Have we had the ‘why are willies brown when the rest of my skin is pasty?’ question yet?

High masterbation count.

 

[jayfx]

When Jesus wrote the date, what did he write for the year?

Where is 'The Internet'?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

High masterbation count.

Indicating what? End of serviceable life?

Look, just tell me straight, is it going to fall off???

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

When Jesus wrote the date, what did he write for the year?

Where is 'The Internet'?

It's out there. On the web. Some of it is in the cloud, it comes into most of our homes and you can find it connecting the spaces in between many of the everyday things we have around us.
In fact, there are people working today to make sure it is wherever you are, whenever you need it.

Oh sh*t. We're in the matrix, aren't we?

 

[MellowJoe]

If determinism and the many worlds theory is true, does that make everything (EVERYTHING) pointless?

 

[aguero93:20]

It's out there. On the web. Some of it is in the cloud, it comes into most of our homes and you can find it connecting the spaces in between many of the everyday things we have around us.
In fact, there are people working today to make sure it is wherever you are, whenever you need it.

Oh sh*t. We're in the matrix, aren't we?

That's a funny fucking date.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

That's a funny fucking date.

It was. She said she was a Star Wars fan so I tried to impress her by winging it with some Obi Wan Kenobi quotes.

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

I've said it before but what would happen if Pinochio said "My nose will now grow"?

 

[talkativesprout]

I've said it before but what would happen if Pinochio said "My nose will now grow"?

Geppetto will touch him in their special way again

 

[666mcfcchris]

why does it take more than an instant to make instant coffee ?

and why are flea markets called flea markets, Ive never seen flea's for sale.

If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[666mcfcchris]

If you travelled away from a light source faster than the speed of light, with another light source closing faster than the speed of light in the opposite direction, would you be able to observe your own form?

yes. bore draw week after week

 

[666mcfcchris]

Why does it say 'may contain nuts ' on the side of a Nuttella jar ?

Probably the same reason it says "suitable for vegetarians" on Sainsbury's roast beef crisps. PC horseshit

 

[mad4city]

If America is the ''land of the free'' how come I have been here 7 years and never found anything yet for free?

I was directed to a YouTube video, the other week where the uncle (named, Meaney) of a guy from around the corner from me, found himself on a game show with the great, Groucho Marx, just a couple of weeks after arriving in New York.

Groucho: And how are you finding life in America, so far?
Mr. Meaney: Ah, sure tis Gods country...
Groucho: Is that right..?
Mr Meaney: Tis! Sure, only God could afford it here!

Even Groucho applauded that line.

 

[rushts]

What if oxygen is poisonous, but takes on average 70/80 years to kill you?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

What if oxygen is poisonous, but takes on average 70/80 years to kill you?

start smoking.

 

[666mcfcchris]

As the moon is moving away from the earth it is just the time we live in. Just like in the future we will not be able to see any stars.

you make it sound like the Earth and the moon are getting divorced, and the moon is getting the telly and the netflix sub