United thread 2017/18

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How is this team 2nd?

Its one of the greatest unanswerable questions of all time. The only explanation Ive got is that some teams (the bigger ones) still think they are playing someone decent and give them too much respect, whereas the lesser teams have a proper look and say "hang on, we're not really that good but these are proper crap" and do them.
 
They have issues.

Pogpa is unhappy and I doubt anyone will pay him what he is on there. Martial will leave. Sanchez is past it and on ridculous 5 year contract. They have a poor defence only helped by the dognut theif. Matic who they were praising to high heaven after 3 games is simply a bit shit. Fellani will rinse them for 200k a week to stay. Shaw is a whale. Darmien who is shit wants to go to Italy. Valencia and young are old. Carrick retiring. Lindegard is just vile. Their capacity is reducing 2800 next year. The manager lives in a hotel room. The ground is decaying and has dressing room pegs of hough end standard (1990 Hough end). They still have jones and smelling and the two they bought to replace them are always injured and or shit.

Huge rebuild needed and I don’t think they have the money to go absolutely crazy. A pivotal summer.
Apart from that though every thing is tickety boo.
 
I love the delusional posters on the Ragcafe defending Mourinho saying how they can't compete with our spending and how we had better players before Pep arrived. They just lost to all 3 promoted clubs not to mention West Brom who is going to be relegated.
Yet when Pep and Mourinho came to Manchester, everyone was saying Pep will struggle because there is more work to do at City as the squad is ageing and/or shit. They make it up as they go along these wankers.
 
Just been perusing “the Caf” for the first time in a while. Funny how they have their RAWK/Bluemoon in meltdown threads, as if they’re somehow a bit more considered and rational, yet when they lose they’re guilty of precisely the same things. Enjoying the Schadenfreude tonight.

They're so blinkered to their own shortcomings. They 'meltdown' all the time. The worst thing about that site though is the overly long thread titles (often with awful puns) they insist on, something about those titles is even more annoying than they should be.
 
Just been perusing “the Caf” for the first time in a while. Funny how they have their RAWK/Bluemoon in meltdown threads, as if they’re somehow a bit more considered and rational, yet when they lose they’re guilty of precisely the same things. Enjoying the Schadenfreude tonight.
I've not been on for ages too, tonight was too funny to miss out on their mardarse views.
They called us bitter for years and years but they have took bitterness to a new level.
They called Liverpool for always looking back and their istree yet that's all they do nowadays.
They've become a parody of themselves and to think the giddy twats thought they'd got the golden ticket getting Mourinho.
Comedy gold.
 
The BBC Brighton v United post match comments are comical.

United fans using Liverpool beating City in the CL, and how we haven't won the European Cup like a United or Liverpool have, in reply to City fans taking the piss.

How the mighty Rags have fallen. Sucking up to their hated enemy to try and save face.
 
The fact that our minor setbacks in a season are their major victories is absolute confirmation they are dead in the water.
 
Now just need them to lose the final and the meltdown will begin.
 
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