United thread 2017/18

[nellyonthewing]

And we thought our new shirt didn't look good...

Go and disinfect your hands mate.

 

[goater555]

It looks like it's been put in the wash with a printer.

 

[TravisBickle]

And we thought our new shirt didn't look good...

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[Pam]

Surely that can’t be it?

Looks like a shit training top.

For a shit team. Fitting.

 

[SebastianBlue]

It looks like it's been put in the wash with a printer.

Got a chuckle out of me.

 

[SebastianBlue]

And we thought our new shirt didn't look good...

The increasingly thick lines down to the bottom of the shirt are meant to symbolise the ever-growing gap between them and us in quality (and their hastening slide in to relative irrelevance).

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Wow, can’t wait to see some of the fat bastards in Tesco’s with those stripes!

 

[Vienna_70]

And we thought our new shirt didn't look good...

That’s fucking awful.

And I thought ours was bad!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

And we thought our new shirt didn't look good...

This is fucking awful but fitting for the cnuts who will be wearing it - players and fuckwit supporters .

 

[SebastianBlue]

That’s fucking awful.

And I thought ours was bad!

To be fair, they are both equally bad from a design standpoint.

It’s just that their’s are always rank awful to begin with, so any design slip ups piles on the ugliness.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

This is fucking awful but fitting for the cnuts who will be wearing it - players and fuckwit supporters .

Just a shame it's not grey.

 

[Nooks]

This is fucking awful but fitting for the cnuts who will be wearing it - players and fuckwit supporters .

In fairness, there’s not a lot you can do with that shite sponsors logo - bloody terrible

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

I so want our goal difference to be higher than their points total. Zabs to score the winner in stoppage, hug his teammates, and then draw a 4-2 in the air in tribute to Yaya.

 

[Pam]

We're 19 in front, you Portuguese c##t. Walking in a City wonderland.

 

[pudge]

Heard it plenty throughout the season that any other year and United would be winning the league etc.

United can finish on just 81 points now. A points total "good enough" to win the league on three occasions over the past 20 seasons.

When the winners in each of those three respective seasons, amassing less than 81 points, were United themselves.

 

[kaz7]

They are so shite,congrats on the securing 2nd place trophy,you can pretend next season is maureens 2nd and he always wins the league in his 2nd season...

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

They are so shite,congrats on the securing 2nd place trophy,you can pretend next season is maureens 2nd and he always wins the league in his 2nd season...

He won't last the season unfortunately; too bad, I want him there forever.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Some of the most turgid, feckless, laboured football you well ever see.

And yet they managed to get second.

 

[kaz7]

He won't last the season unfortunately; too bad, I want him there forever.

we don't have much luck with our save the rag manager campaigns but we should still try

 

[city saint]

fuck me yellow ticker telling us they are second