United thread 2017/18

[Vienna_70]

Andy Tate complaining about Jose not staying on the pitch and acknowledging the fans at the end..... there were no fans there to acknowledge you tool

The presenter: We’re not used to this feeling.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

 

[dario2739]

Ha ha brilliant! That fat moron sums up their fans to a tee.

He''s basically saying that it was fine whilst they were winning year after year, but now they'really also-rans and we're tearing it up, it's suddenly a bad thing... the bitter twat

 

[JASR]

With Mourinho still living in his hotel, it recalls this song...

Hotel hobbies padding dawns hollow corridors
Bell boys checking out the hookers in the bar
Slug-like fingers trace the star-spangled clouds of cocaine on the mirror
The short straw took it's bow

The tell tale tocking of the last cigarette
Marking time in the packet as the whisky sweat
Lies like discarded armour on an unmade bed
And a familiar craving is crawling in his head

And the only sign of life is the ticking of the pen
Introducing characters to memories like old friends
Frantic as a cardiograph scratching out the lines
A fever of confession a catalogue of crime in happy hour
Do you cry in happy hour
Do you hide in happy hour
The pilgrimage to happy hour

New shadows tugging at the corner of his eye
Jostling for attention
As the sunlight flares
Through a curtains tear
Shuffling it's beams as if in nervous anticipation of another day



From the brilliant album ‘clutching at straws’...also rather apt at the moment.

 

[Vienna_70]

It’s his age all he has known is his team winning everything year in year out! They don’t remember the team before baconchops turned up! A team where they had won around 16 trophies in their entire history where the likes of Everton and Villa were had won more! 26 years without the league title with the occasional cup win and the we beat Liverpool trophy thrown in. They are a team that’s been overhyped since a tragic incident in there history, also one of the reasons why they have a big following.

The main reason they have a big following.

 

[waspish]

The main reason they have a big following.

Nahh it was also them winning everything when the premier came along with the money meaning more people seen them win for a lot of glory hunters

 

[Vienna_70]

Who`d want to fuck him ????

Presumably someone similar to anybody who’d shag Peter "if I wasn’t a footballer, I’d be a virgin" Crouch.

£££££

 

[jimharri]

 

[Vienna_70]

Article in the Express regarding the joylessness of united’s manager,players and fans.
Compare and contrast with all things blue - joy!

Link?

 

[billfromthehill]

A thing of beauty.

I want to hunt this mug down FUKIN DOM NOONAN LOOKALIKE JUST SHAVE HIS HEAD N BEARD AND ADD A PAIR OF SPECS AND ITS HIM.

 

[Vienna_70]

Nahh it was also them winning everything when the premier came along with the money meaning more people seen them win for a lot of glory hunters

They had a very big following long before the pisscan and the Premier League came along.

Over the years, I’ve come across many, who have said, I started supporting them because of Munich, or my mum/dad started supporting them because of Munich.