United thread 2017/18

[BackofJeanette]

I wouldn't wipe the curtains with a Phil Jones flannel

Especially when you'd just wiped your arse on it!

 

[blueincy]

 

[Harvster]

Article in the Express regarding the joylessness of united’s manager,players and fans.
Compare and contrast with all things blue - joy!

 

[KentBlue]

They'll come good again sooner or later,

I'm not so sure. The gulf between us and them is growing wider every day. Next season I anticipate both the Spuds and the Dippers being our rivals, whilst I only see the rags struggling to stay in the top 4. They have not progressed since the Pisscan saw the writing on the wall, if anything they have regressed: it's like they are stuck in the 80's, mullet hairstyles and listening to Duran Duran. I think the closest they came to embracing the 21st Century was under Looney Louie - I genuinely felt he was capable of leading them on to bigger and better things. But no, they ditched him and they've been treading water since.
Maureen is not -and never has been- a man to take a club forward in the manner that Pep, Klopp and Potch can (and have). These are all forward-thinking men who let their players breathe, they let them express themselves creatively on the pitch, something Maureen would never endorse.

At best it's mid-table mediocrity for the rags from now on.

 

[paulchapo]

In another life Phil Jones would’ve make a fortune in the porn industry lol

He'd have made a fortune in silent movies as the gormless sidekick to a funny man with that face.

 

[Bozo]

Might as well be Cellick

 

[Inter Me Nan]

A thing of beauty.

 

[solley attwell]

Might as well be Cellick

You mean Tom Selleck

 

[Jack Hackett]

I'm no fan of Man Yoo, in fact other than Spurs, I hate them the most but if there was one redeeming feature they had it was their tradition for flair and an attacking style of play. Devoid that under Mourinho, what's the point of them?

 

[Tanzeylee]

Sitting at home with a few beers and my dogs, listening to the very best of Thin Lizzy and laughing at the rags, I suggest all blues do the same or similar.

Your dogs are laughing at the rags you’ve trained them well that’s impressive