United thread 2017/18

[SebastianBlue]

Mourinho's latest transfer target is seen warming up for Arbroath behind the goal

Fake news.

Mourinho would never consider signing a bus with such poor positional sense.

 

[MCC]

This is why the Man City channel which is gonna be the equivalent of this nonsense and Arsenal TV needs knocking on the head. We do not need this bollocks.

 

[NZBlue]

Just a question. If rags and chelski do their usual in the cup final and park the bus, neither will cross the halfway line.

How will they decide who wins?

Rock Paper Scissors perhaps.

A real classic in the making, that's for sure ;-)

Well it seems that I was spot on, but a penalty instead of rock paper scissors!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Andy Tate complaining about Jose not staying on the pitch and acknowledging the fans at the end..... there were no fans there to acknowledge you tool

 

[oakiecokie]

Andy Tate complaining about Jose not staying on the pitch and acknowledging the fans at the end..... there were no fans there to acknowledge you tool

Why is Peter Crouch crying ?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why is Peter Crouch crying ?

Oakie! I watched it and said the same.... it must be Crouch's smaller brother!

 

[burnley blue mcfc]

Fawlty towers has got fuckall on that!!

Andy Tate complaining about Jose not staying on the pitch and acknowledging the fans at the end..... there were no fans there to acknowledge you tool

Comedy gold at its fuckin finest!!

 

[roj]

Fawlty towers has got fuckall on that!!

Comedy gold at its fuckin finest!!

Like crack for City fans. Soupçon of sense mixed in.

Edit: Cedilla added

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

A survey of all 657 million rags revealed that this was the game that the majority (532 million of them) said was their favourite game of the season

 

[Dreadzone]

And four on the other!

1 on the other! ; )