If I could write the script:
They score in the first 3 mins, (salad offside goal obvs), and get a second within another 3 mins does to a blatent non-pen with red card for one of our back 3. The candle burners are foaming at the mouth. At which point we start to slowly and inexorably grind them down, bypassing their midfield and completely neutralising them... 2-1... 2-2....2-3...half time.... 2-4....2-5....2-6....2-7 by the time we score the 8th, they have their entire team camped in their own box klanfiekd is empty bar away supporters and Klopp is just sitting on the byline eating apples and sugar cubes... If only!