United thread 2018/19

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Greater Manchester Police have apparently released tonight’s pitch invader after United decided not to press charges against Lukaku.

 

[Pam]

@samuelluckhurst

Chief Manchester United writer for the Manchester Evening News...

He is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Pam]

HA! it is real seemingly. That will really boil their piss.

To say the least. What the hell is wrong with that club? Something is very amiss at the Swamp. It's a shambles in every way imaginable.

 

[cleavers]

To say the least. What the hell is wrong with that club? Something is very amiss at the Swamp. It's a shambles in every way imaginable.

:) good isn't it ?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Wank.

 

[davek1808]

To say the least. What the hell is wrong with that club? Something is very amiss at the Swamp. It's a shambles in every way imaginable.

I know fantastic isn't it.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

To say the least. What the hell is wrong with that club? Something is very amiss at the Swamp. It's a shambles in every way imaginable.

As for Jose..i think you have to go back to early Bowie...."I Pity the fool"

 

[bluethrunthru]

To say the least. What the hell is wrong with that club? Something is very amiss at the Swamp. It's a shambles in every way imaginable.

do you think they gave a fucking shit about us the the Pearce and Keegan years?...........Fuck them and all who sail with them let it become and omnishambles that we can all point and laugh at for years to come - SCUM !

 

[br88]

What a terrible performance by Luke Shaw against Juventus. It's been said before but he gets totally embarrassed when he comes up against a quality team. He just doesn't have a clue against top players....how they gave him a five year contract on nearly 200 grand a week is just totally mad.

 

[ultimateharold]

My rag mates are fuming, it's fucking great to be honest.

 

[whp.blue]

Reading Rag Cafe and lots saying EL is their level.
Dropping in this year may be their last chance as they look like they are going to struggle to qualify through the league.
The sad truth seems to be dawning on even the most deluded rags.
Loving their pain.
I hope they make the knock outs and go out first round.
No chance of chumps league next season.

 

[ultimateharold]

Apparently not bringing on any subs is Jose 'making a point'. This fairytale must never end.

 

[mat]

Wank.

I had one earlier thanks.

 

[cheekybids]

do you think they gave a fucking shit about us the the Pearce and Keegan years?...........Fuck them and all who sail with them let it become and omnishambles that we can all point and laugh at for years to come - SCUM !

They cared enough to display a banner ;0)

 

[vmsuhail]

Reading Rag Cafe and lots saying EL is their level.
Dropping in this year may be their last chance as they look like they are going to struggle to qualify through the league.
The sad truth seems to be dawning on even the most deluded rags.
Loving their pain.
I hope they make the knock outs and go out first round.
No chance of chumps league next season.

They'll progress. Valencia are dropping points to even Young Boys.

 

[FantasyIreland]

They cared enough to display a banner ;0)

While chanting about us at every opportunity.

If you grew up in Salford,you know they cared plenty! #neverforget

 

[Rammyblues]

To say the least. What the hell is wrong with that club? Something is very amiss at the Swamp. It's a shambles in every way imaginable.

Long may it continue

 

[dickie davies]

Have the Rags really spent £500m on that squad of players ? What a f*cking joke of a team , we get accused of buying success , there is no danger of the Rags getting accused of the same , they are shite.

You can't quantify like that as Sanchez will be added for nothing, when in fact they swapped a thirty million pound player and pay Sanchez half a million a week including his signing on fee. So Sanchez will cost the rags in excess of £150m

 

[mad4city]

Wank.

Not only an succinct critique of their performance but also sound advice to their lurking support:



Yes indeed, wank more often, you giddy twats. It's the United way, after all.

 

[Sky Blue]

do you think they gave a fucking shit about us the the Pearce and Keegan years?...........Fuck them and all who sail with them let it become and omnishambles that we can all point and laugh at for years to come - SCUM !

Bit harsh on Keegan. Anyway, fuck off you useless red cúnts.