United thread 2018/19

[kippaxwarrior]

Fuck off Rags


Kiss me where the sun don’t shine
The past was yours
But the future’s mine
You’re all out of time

 

[give it to gordon]

My other half told the other day that a work mate asked her if she enjoyed the City match the other night. She said we both enjoyed it how about you and the utd game ?. Oh I don't support them anymore they are shit, and peg is ruinning the club. I don't want to support them . To which my other half replyed....what ?? My partner would never don't support City even when City were in the 3rd division he still walked around with his City shirt and coat on !!!!!!!!

Looks like utd might be losing support in their stronghold of Kent lol.....

 

[chedinho]

Me too I have it saved, and will never delete it.

I have it too. But I would love a signed print on my wall.
Above my bed.

 

[Roachy]

Folks, can I please remind you that Utd are a steaming plie of shit. Thanks.

 

[Henkeman]

I have it too. But I would love a signed print on my wall.
Above my bed.

Of all City's recent managers, and irrespective of his flaws as a coach, I always felt that Mancini was the one who really "got" City. Got the history, understood how we felt about United and really and truly knew what it was all about.

 

[crazyg]

Folks, can I please remind you that Utd are a steaming plie of shit. Thanks.

You've been watching too much ballet, mate!

 

[BlueBas]

Anyone hear Richard Ashcroft spouting shite on Talksport this morning. Included such gems as they should go to the Lake District on retreat and have ‘eloquent’ fans tell the players where they were going wrong and what it means to play for United. He suggested Eric pop in of an afternoon and give a training session and finished with saying summat like I’d rather us go down than carry on playing shite football. It was classic and epitomises the type of dickhead fan @malg correctly states follows their club

Richard Ashcroft is spouting similar cr@p on Lawro's Premier League Predictions on Beeb.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45941891

"And, if we cannot be at the top, we had better be winning or losing with some kind of style.

"I have said this before, but I mean it - I would rather we go down with 11 lads from a 30-mile radius of Manchester, but playing the right way.

"I would rather be relegated than have stallions running around who don't understand what it means to put that shirt on.

"I am like any fan - I would pay to play and I would bust a gut. Give my that shirt man and I swear to God I would do something, even now."

They are hurting, and I love every minute of it!

 

[mat]

They are a football club,who,some years ago,were considered a rival.They are situated in Stretford,within the Metropolitan Borough Of Trafford.
They are 'supported' by obnoxious,self entitled,clueless wankers who live within a bubble of arrogance and,more recently,incredible delusion.
Their manager is a despicable creature who epitomises their hypocritical,and classless characteristics,and their owners have no interest in their club other than how much money they can skim from it.
Their players are vastly overrated and overpaid,and are generally very much of the mercenary breed.
Their ground is capable of seating 74,994,although that will only ever be the case when we rock up in town to spank their irrelevant arses.

 

[nellyonthewing]

I love the pic of Mancini, sat in his seat, laughing his head off, after the sixth goal goes in.

Has and always will be my screensaver....

 

[Roachy]

You've been watching too much ballet, mate!

Lol. The effects of Strongbow.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Whats he whinging about now? something to do with injuries and international games??

 

[schfc6]

Whats he whinging about now? something to do with injuries and international games??

Sorry, but you must be mistaken. He doesn’t talk about injuries. He said so himself.

 

[Indaparkside]

Sorry, but you must be mistaken. He doesn’t talk about injuries. He said so himself.

To himself, by himself, he needs sectioning in my opinion

 

[Big Swifty]

I didn't watch rags v Juventus (why would I?) but saw some highlights on the BBC news.
It showed Pogba have a shot which their keeper pushed round the post. I'm sure the commentator said "That's why you pay 90 million for a class player like Pogba".
What? He had a shot that was saved. So?
How long are the BBC going to peddle this thing about "That's why Utd paid so much for such a player"?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

My other half told the other day that a work mate asked her if she enjoyed the City match the other night. She said we both enjoyed it how about you and the utd game ?. Oh I don't support them anymore they are shit, and peg is ruinning the club. I don't want to support them . To which my other half replyed....what ?? My partner would never don't support City even when City were in the 3rd division he still walked around with his City shirt and coat on !!!!!!!!

Looks like utd might be losing support in their stronghold of Kent lol.....

So that's 657,999,999?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Folks, can I please remind you that Utd are a steaming plie of shit. Thanks.

Cheers - perked me right up has that

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I didn't watch rags v Juventus (why would I?) but saw some highlights on the BBC news.
It showed Pogba have a shot which their keeper pushed round the post. I'm sure the commentator said "That's why you pay 90 million for a class player like Pogba".
What? He had a shot that was saved. So?
How long are the BBC going to peddle this thing about "That's why Utd paid so much for such a player"?

As long as the rag lemmings keep turning up at the swamp and the BBC exists.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Whats he whinging about now? something to do with injuries and international games??

Not seen anything, however I will attempt to cover it off with the following;

Lack of investment
Luke Shaw
Injuries
Internationals
Pundits
Media
Brexit
Luke Shaw
Standard of referees
How many fingers am I holding up? (3)
Fixture list
The fact that todays day ends in a 'Y'
Bitcoin
Lack of centre-halves
Respect
FA scrutiny
Instability of Debenhams
Did I mention Luke Shaw?

Am I close?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Not seen anything, however I will attempt to cover it off with the following;

Lack of investment
Luke Shaw
Injuries
Internationals
Pundits
Media
Brexit
Luke Shaw
Standard of referees
How many fingers am I holding up? (3)
Fixture list
The fact that todays day ends in a 'Y'
Bitcoin
Lack of centre-halves
Respect
FA scrutiny
Instability of Debenhams
Did I mention Luke Shaw?

Am I close?

No support from Eddie 3 planks?

 

[bluesteel]

Not seen anything, however I will attempt to cover it off with the following;

Lack of investment
Luke Shaw
Injuries
Internationals
Pundits
Media
Brexit
Luke Shaw
Standard of referees
How many fingers am I holding up? (3)
Fixture list
The fact that todays day ends in a 'Y'
Bitcoin
Lack of centre-halves
Respect
FA scrutiny
Instability of Debenhams
Did I mention Luke Shaw?

Am I close?

Traffic in Manchester.
Weather.
Hotels.
Press conferences.
Players going to their child's birth.
Other teams spending on full backs.