My Mrs is driving me effin mental.

[oldtimerdiscopants]

Something needs to be done.

I have got an old air rifle but I'm afraid she would take it off me and cave my swede in with it if I tried to stick up for my rights, although I know I gave up my rights when I said I do.

 

[aguero93:20]

She isn’t really. :)

You, you daft ****. Putting up with that shite after slagging me off for letting the missus watch Arsenal games. Soft twat.

 

[Magicpole]

You, you daft ****. Putting up with that shite after slagging me off for letting the missus watch Arsenal games. Soft twat.

I know you meant me you daft ****. I didn’t say I wasn’t a twat when I called you one.

 

[Magicpole]

I have got an old air rifle but I'm afraid she would take it off me and cave my swede in with it if I tried to stick up for my rights, although I know I gave up my rights when I said I do.

My son keeps his five high powered ones at my place and I never consider that option either for the same reason.

 

[oldtimerdiscopants]

You, you daft ****. Putting up with that shite after slagging me off for letting the missus watch Arsenal games. Soft twat.

Your wife watches Arsenal games? And here's me thinking it was only me and Magic that are scared of our wives.

 

[aguero93:20]

Your wife watches Arsenal games? And here's me thinking it was only me and Magic that are scared of our wives.

I don't mind it now both the kids are affirmed blues, the arse play good football most of the time and it's funny watching her lose the plot when they bottle a game.

 

[remember arthur mann]

You go and watch City, get a round of golf in, drink yerself silly 'cos yer couldn't hit the fairway after the intake of alcohol, go home and fuck yer dog, and then take yer girlfriend for a walk?

Had to laugh DEBe cos that's not like you, have you been drinking ?

 

[oldtimerdiscopants]

I don't mind it now both the kids are affirmed blues, the arse play good football most of the time and it's funny watching her lose the plot when they bottle a game.

Did she buy you one of those Wenger half coat half sleeping bad coats from the arse club shop last xmas mate ;)

 

[aguero93:20]

Did she buy you one of those Wenger half coat half sleeping bad coats from the arse club shop last xmas mate ;)

Nope, she learned that lesson when we were still going to school and she put an Arsenal shirt on me when I was asleep. It got burned.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Best advice is to take up a hobby like fishing, go together, very calming and relaxing, if that fails, push her in !!

 

[Magicpole]

I don't mind it now both the kids are affirmed blues, the arse play good football most of the time and it's funny watching her lose the plot when they bottle a game.

Fucking traitors the lot of you.

 

[Magicpole]

Best advice is to take up a hobby like fishing, go together, very calming and relaxing, if that fails, push her in !!

Push her in you say? Hmmmm

 

[hammocity]

This is bang on. These lads who moan about their partners on here have only themselves to blame.
Women are oddballs. We all know that.
If you put up with their moods and outbursts early doors then you are fukd in the long run.

Very, very true, you have to lay the early marker, I told mine before I agreed to get married (romantic I am not) that City, Golf, nights out with the boys and the odd foreign trip without her were in effect a pre nup. It’s not one way traffic she has a good life as well.

A mate of mine was divorced on the grounds he was obsessed with Manchester City amd David Bowie, good lad, get the priorities in the right order.

 

[hammocity]

Mine is in a mood because she went to ASDA and came back with no chilli flavoured crackers after her explicitly asking me which ones I like because she doesn't like them at all.
Wife "Which crackers do you want from ASDAS?"
Me " I only like the chilie ones the others are minging"
Wife "OK"

She comes back with 4 packets of salt and pepper ones because they were on sale, I asked who she bought them for and she said me. After reminding her I said they were all minging but the chilli ones she was adamant that that didn't matter because they were cheap. Simply put, we don't stand a chance.

Heinous misappropriation of the shopping budget, divorce her now.

 

[twosips]

I feel like i'm the only bloke in the world sometimes that doesn't have a missus with mad mood swings. Read these threads and feel like i'm living in a different world. She's possibly the most chilled out person i know my other half. I'm a lucky bastard.

 

[aguero93:20]

I feel like i'm the only bloke in the world sometimes that doesn't have a missus with mad mood swings. Read these threads and feel like i'm living in a different world. She's possibly the most chilled out person i know my other half. I'm a lucky bastard.

The quiet ones are the worst, just think of all the things she's bottling up...

 

[FantasyIreland]

I feel like i'm the only bloke in the world sometimes that doesn't have a missus with mad mood swings. Read these threads and feel like i'm living in a different world. She's possibly the most chilled out person i know my other half. I'm a lucky bastard.

Yes,you are.

And if your missus is slightly bat shit mental......Bit of advice to all,don't move house any time soon.

 

[kaz7]

You are driving me fucking mad now,shut up and have a deep fried mars bar

 

[Magicpole]

You are driving me fucking mad now,shut up and have a deep fried mars bar

Shut it. I’ve moved on to DF Bounty

 

[twosips]

The quiet ones are the worst, just think of all the things she's bottling up...

Oh god no. She's as loud as I am... but basically nowt bothers her.