Mine is in a mood because she went to ASDA and came back with no chilli flavoured crackers after her explicitly asking me which ones I like because she doesn't like them at all.
Wife "Which crackers do you want from ASDAS?"
Me " I only like the chilie ones the others are minging"
Wife "OK"
She comes back with 4 packets of salt and pepper ones because they were on sale, I asked who she bought them for and she said me. After reminding her I said they were all minging but the chilli ones she was adamant that that didn't matter because they were cheap. Simply put, we don't stand a chance.