Chelsea (H) Post Match Thread

[Rammy Blue]

Bernardo is seriously good.

The sooner we give him his new deal the better.

 

[scousemanc]

Watching it all back on Sky Sterling was even better than I thought at the game. Speed off the mark was sensational. Took his two goals very well. Thought we totally bossed the second half just as we did v the Gooners when it would have been easy to just play keep ball.

Will be doing the same when my wife goes to bed and am quite looking forward to it

 

[john blue]

Spunktastic. Footballing porn.

Double penetration, fisting, gang bang your Mum, big titted grannies and Big Beautiful Kun, rolled up into one.

(My mate fed me the lines.)

Tosser.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Agreed. KDB has not hit top form yet and neither has David Silva (though he started the season brilliantly) Laporte has also been a key player this season. He's the man who brings the midfield into play. So much starts from Laporte and Stones. Bernardo has played number 10, wide right, wide left, and even defensive mid..and has been superb in each position. These players have really stepped up.

Yeah. I actually thought Laporte had a bit of an off day passing wise today too.

 

[aguerooooo]

Have to say the recently much maligned .Walker was back to his best today He is not by means blessed with finesse and skill but he is a grafter who obviously enjoys playing for us every successful team needs a "Walker" not faultless but not clueless

 

[Trojan63]

Spunktastic. Footballing porn.

Double penetration, fisting, gang bang your Mum, big titted grannies and Big Beautiful Kun, rolled up into one.

(My mate fed me the lines.)

Your mate will be sharing a cell with me in Strangeways when the vice squad catch up with us both

 

[Trojan63]

3rd February, 2019: Lichtsteiner (Retired courtesy of Raheem Sterling)
10th February, 2019: Azpilicueta (Retired courtesy of Raheem Sterling)
Next?

Ashley Young in the derby ?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Didn't see that coming. Fucking brilliant. The powers that be tried to have us over by sticking the Everton game in the middle of this week (neither club wanted it) but we have come out of it not only with 9 points in the bag but looking like our old selves. I'm now confident we'll win more than one pot (no guarantees, obviously) but fucking bouncing (and pissed)!

 

[Trojan63]

I don’t think they even do it in Italy do they?

Well the classless twat should fuck off back to Italy then

 

[Blue_eyes]

Spunktastic. Footballing porn.

Double penetration, fisting, gang bang your Mum, big titted grannies and Big Beautiful Kun, rolled up into one.

(My mate fed me the lines.)

WOW!!! how did you manage to hack my search history????

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Mike Dean hiding the ball from Serg. Who knew referees had a sense of humor?

'Sense of humour'? Sounds like theft to me...

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Brilliant game.

No stray passes. We cut out many of the errors made in our losses from I assume analysing past games and improved coaching.

What is up with Mike Dean he seems to have a spring in his steps.

We made plenty of them, mate. Chelsea got lucky we weren't on full blob.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Bit weird not to shake hands. It's not as if there was any bad blood in the game. He must know he's going to lose his job.

I think he must be worried. Plus, the Chelsea players, as they often do, let down the manager big style. He must be really pissed-off.

 

[Dreadzone]

just had a little thought,what the fuck happened to kyle at half time,not sure he was actually on the pitch when the 2nd half kicked off,or if he was he was just on the pitch when it kicked off ?

Someone said in match thread that he was pushing out a ‘corn on the cob’ turd?

 

[newfaceinhell]

Have to say the recently much maligned .Walker was back to his best today He is not by means blessed with finesse and skill but he is a grafter who obviously enjoys playing for us every successful team needs a "Walker" not faultless but not clueless

I think Pep took him to one side and told him to stop the fancy dan stuff, and it showed, more mature performance from him.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Gundogan is finally looking like a cracking player.

 

[ysmsa]

WTF it's OGS!

 

[Dreadzone]

We'll have to wear that crappy away kit,no need though as you say

I’ve said before, and I think I’m the only one, but I love it! In fact haven’t treated myself to a top for friggin years. Think I just might be tempted!

 

[Vienna_70]

What can you say?

606 was coming up with different words to describe the hammering that we handed out to Chelsea today. My favourite was shellacking.

That performance and result will have made a lot of hearts sink in Norway, moreso after the week we’ve had.

Sergio MotM for his hat-trick and despite one of the worst misses he must have had in his entire career, but Bernardo and Raheem were excellent too, as was Oleksandr.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Amen to that brother

Most improved player on the planet.