It's valentine's day...

[GX Blue]

The problem I have is, she doesn't actually want anything. A card would be fine by her and its just another normal day.
Its more her dick head mates chirping up about what their cheesy c**t boyfriends did.
I then don't want my gf feeling left out or having to defend me/us to for not getting anything.

So I don't go overboard, as she wouldn't like that, but i do make a small effort.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

All you ugly fuckers, you don’t know how lucky you are not having a partner or wife asking have you got my card etc. You’ll save some money won’t have to do breakfast in bed and all that just because your fucking ugly. You don’t know how lucky you are BMR

Haha, go and buy your Mrs a load of soppy gifts mate; )

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Sadomy Saturday works too.

Unhappy buggery?

 

[Magicpole]

Today I don't need to bother as I'm a single middle aged grumpy bah humbug fuck of valentine sort of guy.

But whenever I've been in a relationship I've made it plain from the start I don't conform to rushing round Tescos at the last minute on a guilt trip, trying to buy some wilted flowers at half price and a box of milk tray and the like just to appease the woman I love. 'Every little helps', fuck you Tesco!

Buying fluffy fuckin' bears and £10 cards and all the other shite that you feel obliged to, fuck off.

I've always spontaneously bought women I've loved flowers chocolates and other gifts throughout the year.
I don't need valentines day, it's a fuckin' shite rip off day IMO.

It's Easter eggs next. Go on, go and buy your easter bunny boiler a nice big choccy egg so she can sit there in front of corrie scoffing the lot; )

You grumpy, greetin faced old ****. The fact that I absolutely agree with you is neither here nor there.

 

[Magicpole]

Unhappy buggery?

Less than enthusiastic compliance.

 

[Magicpole]

Was in a Tesco car park yesterday when a pick up pulled up next to a car, driver got out and put a bunch of tulips on the windscreen. Aaaaah, how nice said my Mrs....Fuck off I said, He's guilty of something......

He is, being a ****. And giving our women something to point at and give us grief about. You should have knocked the **** out, stole his flowers and gave them to your Mrs, shouting, Happy Now!

 

[Magicpole]

Having a romantic weekend in Cardiff this week and a romantic weekend in London the week after ;-)

Splitter.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

You grumpy, greetin faced old ****. The fact that I absolutely agree with you is neither here nor there.

Bah Deep-fried humbug to you MP; )

What is 'greetin', or is it a typo?

 

[Magicpole]

Bah Deep-fried humbug to you MP; )

What is 'greetin', or is it a typo?

That’s how we pronounce it you sassenach ****.

 

[Fame Monster]

Gondola down the Irwell