He then gets on his mobile to someone, about 15 minutes before half-time, asks who is getting them in, proceeds to give his order, then leaves with ten minutes of the half remaining.
Gets back to his seat ten minutes after the second-half, cue more bollocks, hear him chatting where they are going afterwards, then has a go for people around him leaving a couple minutes before the end.He's seen about 20 minutes of football, tops, but he's clearly an authority on football in general, certainly its tactics and knowing what Pep should be doing.
Oh, and his constant farts could kill a herd of buffalo.