Liverpool thread 2018/19

[Bluemanc100]

Your lads a Dipper WTF.

Because SWMBO is... she was never really interested in football when we met... then somebody bought her a candle for Christmas one year and things went pear shaped...

 

[Bluemanc100]

I could not work out where I had seen the stupid grimace of Klipperty at the end of the game. The one where he clenches his fists with arms akimbo, then I remembered the Monty Python character "my brain hurts".

He’s only missing the knotted hankie

 

[old blue]

It was under his hoodie! I am glad somebody else remembers.

 

[Mike N]

Sorry if it’s been mentioned already but I’m sure everyone noticed Salah diving immediately before the second goal went in.

 

[aguero93:20]

Sorry if it’s been mentioned already but I’m sure everyone noticed Salah diving immediately before the second goal went in.

I noticed the commentators going on about how it would have been a penalty long after several replays showed a defender playing the ball and Salah flopping to the ground unaided as well.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

that rawk thread should be put up for a comedy award.it is a piss take isn't it.

That would be one hell of a Clarkie - really playing the long term...........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Lol they are some cult,Tom Cruise eat your heart out

Not sure whether this has ever been brought up in an interview of his but he would certainly fit in as a fan of either United or Liverpool.......

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

5 times, Dave's broken leg etc etc fucking meh.

The future is ours you classless fucker.

Top bantz from Aldridge.......

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Aldridge is gobbing off on his Twitter account again.

Why has he decided to start gibbing off after all these years of being irrelevant and forgotten?

The Katie Hopkins of football insight?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Tony Barrett’s making a bit of a tit of himself on Twitter too. Great stuff.

He's met his match.

 

[Vienna_70]

Mr Aldgridge should learn how to spell 'as'.

 

[Vienna_70]

I could not work out where I had seen the stupid grimace of Klipperty at the end of the game. The one where he clenches his fists with arms akimbo, then I remembered the Monty Python character "my brain hurts".

The Gumbys?

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Haha, one of the first responses to him:

 

[jamesha]

"Nobody gets rid of us," said Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp after his side beat Burnley 4-2 on Sunday to keep the pressure on Premier League leaders Manchester City.

Does this remind anyone else of a persistent turd that very difficult to flush?

Jurgen you might keep poking out from the U-bend but you are gonna go eventually - into the sewers you scouse number 2! (Klippety's favourite number!).

 

[blue b4 the moon]

"Nobody gets rid of us," said Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp after his side beat Burnley 4-2 on Sunday to keep the pressure on Premier League leaders Manchester City.

Does this remind anyone else of a persistent turd that very difficult to flush?

Jurgen you might keep poking out from the U-bend but you are gonna go eventually - into the sewers you scouse rat!

Like a dog turd on the bottom of your shoe.

 

[old blue]

The Gumbys?

I cannot remember the characters name.

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[supercity88]

Aldridge is gobbing off on his Twitter account again.

Why has he decided to start gibbing off after all these years of being irrelevant and forgotten?

Love the whole holy grail that they won 5 times. Actually they've won the CL once. The European Cup was a different beast completely. An easier beast by far. And Liverpool wouldn't have won their 5th because they wouldn't have been in the competition considering they weren't champions.

Liverpool trying to put pressure on City is laughable. We won the league last season. Have won it three times this decade and have no pressure to win it at all. As fans we want to win it again but we don't have the sense of entitlement they do when it comes to winning it. They think they own the league despite not winning it since the 80s. And as a fanbase we generally do not give a shit about the CL. I would love City to win it but would take the league every single time over the CL.

 

[old blue]

Brilliant! Thanks.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Love the whole holy grail that they won 5 times. Actually they've won the CL once. The European Cup was a different beast completely. An easier beast by far. And Liverpool wouldn't have won their 5th because they wouldn't have been in the competition considering they weren't champions.

It's very important for them to lump in old versions of trophies with new versions, because otherwise they've won fuck all. They much prefer the word 'titles' over 'Premier League' for example, because otherwise they'd have to admit that they've never won the latter.