United thread 2018/19

[mat]

They've just seen Phelan's shopping list which had;

• Rice
• Salt
• Felix (for the cat)

Another big sponsor from China on the way then...

 

[Deleted member 81382]

I think they are playing the long game with Smallthing and the Face and hoping the Elephant man gets Sheffield Wednesday up and then cash in both in for 20 mil its the only feasible explanation for giving those two donkeys a contract extension

I reckon Ashley Young will fancy a move to the seagulls.

 

[Vienna_70]

I reckon Ashley Young will fancy a move to the seagulls.

There, he’ll be able to dive in the sea, as well as on the pitch.

 

[Mikejl]

Isn't it just, and from all accounts he's not long finished in the same job at some piddling Aussie club.
Who are now in the shit.
So they appoint a manager who's only experience of PL management resulted in relegation, almost twice,
and a football director who's only experience of the job is to leave after his tenure resulted in them being in the shit.
That Andy Tate's future videos are now going to contain nothing but the the word 'Shit.'

You forgetting Phelan’s magnificent tenure at Hull

 

[hertsblue]

The thing about DNA is that it locks in all your weaknesses as well as all your strengths.

I would not dismiss so easily that Utd players have Utd DNA in them. After all Giggs was there for over a decade and we know what he is like

 

[Kazzydeyna]

I would not dismiss so easily that Utd players have Utd DNA in them. After all Giggs was there for over a decade and we know what he is like

Post of the thread.

 

[Gazza]

You look at their whole squad and it's full of players they would have offloaded to teams like West Brom, Hull & Boro a few years ago.

You forgot Sunderland ;-)

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

They aspire to be like Manchester City as the Chosen One wisely observed. Unfortunately, the majority and their sycophants do not realise that this is the way forward.

Instead, they continue to wallow in empty rhetoric like the united way, class of 92 etc. This is further exemplified by yet another rag article on the BBC, entitled "My players have the rag DNA" or some other bollox. What does rag DNA, even mean? Until they stop believing such guff they will get nowhere.

What does rag DNA, even mean? Doing Nothing Awesome?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

What does rag DNA, even mean? Doing Nothing Awesome?

Ask Rhodri Giggs, he’s unknowingly stirred enough rag dna in his time.

 

[Gazza]

What does rag DNA, even mean? Doing Nothing Awesome?

Down Near Arsenal

 

[journolud]

Definitely Not Alex

 

[journolud]

Don't Need Anyone

 

[Gordyola]

Definitely Not Arsed

 

[MP71]

The thing about DNA is that it locks in all your weaknesses as well as all your strengths.

That's bloody brilliant that mate

 

[Vienna_70]

Desperately Need Agüero.

 

[M18CTID]

So it’s 24 hours before the derby and..........guess what?
If this was us, we’d be getting slaughtered. And rightfully so, because no matter how wank one’s team is playing, a local derby should never have tickets on sale this close to the match. Seem to remember they had tickets available on the morning of the match that time Moyes aspired to be like City as well:

 

[TCIB]

 

[Vienna_70]

So it’s 24 hours before the derby and..........guess what?
If this was us, we’d be getting slaughtered. And rightfully so, because no matter how wank one’s team is playing, a local derby should never have tickets on sale this close to the match. Seem to remember they had tickets available on the morning of the match that time Moyes aspired to be like City as well:

That’ll be our fault, you know, having sent back all our unsold seats in amongst theirs.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Makes me laugh how he thinks getting rid of their shite players is going to be so easy. Jones and Smalling are there for the long haul. Even typing that made me smile.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Damn