United thread 2018/19

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Nascent Blues said:
At around the 20 minutes against Chelsea today, The Lump ran with the ball, probably just over half the length of the pitch, and laid it off. He should have continued his run forward into the box, but he half trotted, half staggered across the pitch instead. A corner was then given and the camera zoomed in on him as he ambled into the box. Fucking hell, he was blowing like crack whore who hadn't scored for a week. Rat boy and Tyler were actually joking about his lack of fitness as he stood there, hands on hips, desperately trying to suck in as much air as possible.

How the fuck has the backroom staff allowed him to get into such a state; he's supposed to be an athlete? Fucking embarrassing.
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It is a disgrace, a fit athletic Lukaku is strong fast and powerful everything you would want from a top class footballer. I really don't know what has happened to him, he needs to move away for his own good, but no one will pay big money for him.
 
Scottyboi said:
It is a disgrace, a fit athletic Lukaku is strong fast and powerful everything you would want from a top class footballer. I really don't know what has happened to him, he needs to move away for his own good, but no one will pay big money for him.
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They will if they buy him by the pound. That’s some serious pick & mix.
 
It's Saturday. The players have just spent half the day having the words 'do it for Giggsy' shouted at them during training drills, 'This is for Fergie'. 'It's the Utd way'. They sit in the tactical video room. The lights go out. The class of 99 DVD plays. Pogba mutters something about winning a world cup with France. Solskaer, arms folded, massive grin, tears in his eyes, thinks to himself...this will do. They''ll play their hearts out after this.

Every week. All season.
 
David de Gea heat map for April.
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LWashington said:
David de Gea heat map for April.
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To go from world class to third class so quickly, he obviously has something on his mind that's taking his focus away from football.

After looking at some of his team mates I'd wager it's the constant worry of whether he has any doughnuts left when he comes back to his locker each day.
Have a look next game to see who gets back down the tunnel first.
 
Jesus2018 said:
It's Saturday. The players have just spent half the day having the words 'do it for Giggsy' shouted at them during training drills, 'This is for Fergie'. 'It's the Utd way'. They sit in the tactical video room. The lights go out. The class of 99 DVD plays. Pogba mutters something about winning a world cup with France. Solskaer, arms folded, massive grin, tears in his eyes, thinks to himself...this will do. They''ll play their hearts out after this.

Every week. All season.
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You’re clearly ItK
 
Looking at these Rag players waddling around Old Rope is like looking at a Sumo wrestling team in training.
All over the telly there are discussions about the obesity crisis, I reckon they'd make ideal 'Before' pics for
Slimming world.
Next season, if they don't shift the timber quickly, the footy conversations will be along the lines of...
'Who do you play on Saturday?'
'Oh, we're away to Lardarse United.'
 
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