Liverpool thread 2018/19

[caseball]

I’m not very good at Twitter, but I’ve had a go. ;-) I missed the ‘s of Liverpool.

brink of history.......LOL
like the other hack with his deeply troubling cliche about City's executive committing genocide in Yemen
cut up last week's text chuck it up in the air and print it as it falls

 

[Stoned Rose]

It’s amazing that they did so well against our financial doping without signing Alisson for £70m, Van Dijk £75m, Robertson £8m, Lallana £25m, Henderson £20m, Salah £40m, Firmino £30m, Oxlade Chamberlain £35m, Keita £59m, Origi £12m, Sturridge £12m, Lovren £20m and Winjaldum £26m.

Oh. Wait..

Keita has proper done their legs on that price.

He isn’t worth 59p never mind 59m.

 

[BlueRockape]

Just got back from picking up Mrs Spanish from alicante airport off the flight from Liverpool. I must admit I was surprised to see a lot more sky blue shirts than red in fact no red and half a dozen blue : )

 

[Stoned Rose]

Where are all the scrotes that appeared throughout the season, will they appear before or after the champs league game?

Anyway I’m trailing through YouTube watching the knobs when they realise it’s over trying to find anything to match the Phil the face moment.

You’ve never heard of Youporn have you mate?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Thanks for that, I've obviously been under a misapprehension - It seems it was everyone's fault apart from Liverpool fans, who'd have believed it?

Apparently it could just as easily been Everton fans.

 

[BoleyBlue]

The United thread was always roughly twice as long as the Liverpool thread - but over the season the Liverpool thread has drawn level is this because Liverpool;-
a) are twats
b) are cvnts
c) both a & b
d) other

A to Z

 

[Stoned Rose]

I think that it is worthwhile for all City fans to give up an hour of their lives to get confirmation of just what 'genuine fans' of a 'club that has history' are like. How classy they are……..

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=274792.27680

Their forum gets about 40 posts per page - so there are 1000s of posts on just this thread - that just screams out what utter twats they are - you would likely not find not find a single respectful one - and if you did you would be able to count them on one hand

I love drinking in their bitterness and misery. I do not like that I say that - I would like to think that I am a better person than that - but read this shit and you get to appreciate why their self-entitled fanbase are not worth of anything other than utter contempt

I particularly love how they spend so much effort to exclaim that we mean nothing to them - that they are not affected by what we win - and it takes 1000s of posts riddled with bitterness and abject misery to get this message across

Absolute shithouses

I fucking love RAWK.

It demonstrates beyond doubt that Liverpool fans are the biggest cry babies on the planet.

What a set of absolute vaginas.

 

[bavarian blue]

Keita has proper done their legs on that price.

He isn’t worth 59p never mind 59m.

I said that before he left Leipzig , yet more money in the Red Bull coffers.

 

[The perfect fumble]

I particularly love how they spend so much effort to exclaim that we mean nothing to them - that they are not affected by what we win - and it takes 1000s of posts riddled with bitterness and abject misery to get this message across

Absolute shithouses

We can repay the compliment, I think I speak for all blues when I say we're not affected by what they win.

 

[DTeacher]

We can repay the compliment, I think I speak for all blues when I say we're not affected by what they win.

What they win?

;)

 

[DTeacher]

I have shamelessly stolen this from @karen7 as I am sure any lurking Liverpool fans will be interested in these statistics on the BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD.

I have a large supply of candles in my loft if it hurts too much to LOOK AT THE FACTS. So.......THE TRUTH....

Manchester City in 2018/19:

Most Home Wins (18)
Most Away Wins (14)
Most Goals Scored (95)
Most Shots (683)
Most Passes (26,576)
Highest Average Possession (68.1%) Least Shots Conceded (238)

:)

 

[Vienna_70]

We can repay the compliment, I think I speak for all blues when I say we're not affected by what they win.

We certainly haven’t been for the last seven years.

;-)

 

[Fordyboy46]

Keita has proper done their legs on that price.

He isn’t worth 59p never mind 59m.

I'll give you Fabinho in that lot as well mate, oh shit I forgot ,freebie .

 

[Sir peace frog]

you'll never walk alone

Liverpool will generate more than £90m from this year's Champions League campaign, with a further £3.4m if the club wins.

It said of the club's 16,000 allocation, 6,500 were not for general sale, and Reds' fans would get 3,000 fewer tickets than Spurs.

Liverpool directors hogging the tickets from the feral hordes

 

[DTeacher]

you'll never walk alone

Liverpool will generate more than £90m from this year's Champions League campaign, with a further £3.4m if the club wins.

It said of the club's 16,000 allocation, 6,500 were not for general sale, and Reds' fans would get 3,000 fewer tickets than Spurs.

Liverpool directors hogging the tickets from the feral hordes

Hahaha.

Ha.

 

[kaz7]

I have shamelessly stolen this from @karen7 as I am sure any lurking Liverpool fans will be interested in these statistics on the BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD.

I have a large supply of candles in my loft if it hurts too much to LOOK AT THE FACTS. So.......THE TRUTH....

Manchester City in 2018/19:

Most Home Wins (18)
Most Away Wins (14)
Most Goals Scored (95)
Most Shots (683)
Most Passes (26,576)
Highest Average Possession (68.1%) Least Shots Conceded (238)

:)

Took me ages to get those stats together lol

I'm still laughing that some of them paid 6k for a ticket on sunday sure they were going to win the league

 

[squirtyflower]

Apparently he was at Heysel and admits to drunken bullying behaviour. Obviously hasn't learnt fuck all in the intervening 25 years.

He does like to tell a good story about it and how it defined him as a man, oh sorry ****

 

[DTeacher]

Took me ages to get those stats together lol

I'm still laughing that some of them paid 6k for a ticket on sunday sure they were going to win the league

Your Sterling efforts deserved airing to a wider audience. At least I gave you credit, that's the Silva lining. Glad you left no Stones unturned in searching for the truth. And sooooo quickly too. I am a Walker myself, not a runner, but Jesus, we don't half appreciate the Kompany on Bluemoon. Well, sometimes.

;)

 

[kaz7]

Your Sterling efforts deserved airing to a wider audience. At least I gave you credit, that's the Silva lining. Glad you left no Stones unturned in searching for the truth. And sooooo quickly too. I am a Walker myself, not a runner, but Jesus, we don't half appreciate the Kompany on Bluemoon. Well, sometimes.

;)

Very good lol

 

[I'm With Stupid]

you'll never walk alone

Liverpool will generate more than £90m from this year's Champions League campaign, with a further £3.4m if the club wins.

It said of the club's 16,000 allocation, 6,500 were not for general sale, and Reds' fans would get 3,000 fewer tickets than Spurs.

Liverpool directors hogging the tickets from the feral hordes

Ironic after they had a hissy fit about the number of tickets UEFA were giving them that it's their own club that are preventing them from getting tickets. But it just sums them up. Isn't it true that they have something like half the number of seasons tickets as us, even though they could obviously sell way more, because the directors know they can make more money selling overpriced single tickets to day trippers and tourists?