Liverpool thread 2018/19

[newfaceinhell]

To kill yourself is Suicide

To kill someone else is Homicide

To fail to win the title in 26 years is Merseyside.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Yep. Wall to wall scouse ****s.

I was in there just before we played them at home. The kid I was dealing with was one of these fat horrible scouse ****s who never goes but thinks he’s Bill Shankley’s only son.

He was convinced they’d blow us away and they’d already bagged the title.

I told him it’d be 2-1 to us and we’d go onto win the title.

1-0 to me :)

An unassailable 1-0 battering to be fair matey

 

[sir baconface]

Haven’t read whole thread so sorry if already posted.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I don't want to get my hopes up too much on Spurs winning it(as much as I want them to) but imagine the headlines they could go with thanks to that picture, if they get beat.

"A bridge too far for Klopp's miracle men"
"20 page special with comments from Pochettino on Liverpool's magnificent season"

Should Spurs win...."we was robbed" will be the line used.

As for that video... amazingly I managed 20 seconds once I'd got past the first word.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

To kill yourself is Suicide

To kill someone else is Homicide

To fail to win the title in 26 years is Merseyside.

2016 wants its post back.

 

[M18CTID]

On their way to Madrid
Cruising down the street
Driver takes a wrong turn
Thick **** hits a bridge

Blames the local council
Victims of it all
Scousers claiming compo
They're gonna get fuck all

Allez Allez Allez

Take a bow!

 

[shackattack]

i would expect the following things to happen on saturday in no specific order

ticketless liverpool fans cause disorder
marty mullen runs over random locals in a stolen tuk tuk
spurs fans accused of hillsborough slurs
madrid police accused of heavy handed tactics
uefa called a disgrace for ticket allocations

 

[davek1808]

i would expect the following things to happen on saturday in no specific order

ticketless liverpool fans cause disorder
marty mullen runs over random locals in a stolen tuk tuk
spurs fans accused of hillsborough slurs
madrid police accused of heavy handed tactics
uefa called a disgrace for ticket allocations

And Harry Kane lifts the cup.

 

[bakerdave76]

Can you spot it [emoji6]

 

[TravisBickle]

Can you spot it [emoji6]

Hardly surprising. Thick cnuts.

 

[BlueMojito]

Can you spot it [emoji6]

Oh dear, lol.

 

[Zubrman]

Can you spot it [emoji6]

Are right, are right, calm down.

 

[Chris in London]

Can you spot it [emoji6]

Does that come with subtitles?

 

[davek1808]

Can you spot it [emoji6]

Thick thieving twats.

 

[sheepskin_tearaway]

i would expect the following things to happen on saturday in no specific order

ticketless liverpool fans cause disorder
marty mullen runs over random locals in a stolen tuk tuk
spurs fans accused of hillsborough slurs
madrid police accused of heavy handed tactics
uefa called a disgrace for ticket allocations

BT to once again jizz their corporate pants when the song sheets are passed round for that tedious dirge the dippers mewl out before kick off.

Swiftly followed by 100,000 people cancelling their subscriptions.

 

[shackattack]

BT to once again jizz their corporate pants when the song sheets are passed round for that tedious dirge the dippers mewl out before kick off.

Swiftly followed by 100,000 people cancelling their subscriptions.

am going in work at 2pm saturday until 6pm sunday.
an interesting thought is that they could now play chelsea in the super cup final in istanbul if they win saturday

 

[bakerdave76]

Wow !

 

[blueish swede]

Using the word "shysters" on the eve of a cup final against Spurs isn't the smartest thing to do.

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Only scousers could be crying about Hillsborough one minute then boasting about jibbing into a ground without a ticket causing overcrowding the next.

Hope the Spanish police have got good lawyers

 

[BlueTG]

Carragher in being a nob ed shocker on the BBC homepage.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-48449395