Liverpool thread 2018/19

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Is it to all bask in Manchester is a land of milk and honey were full employment and happy people live a wonderful life in a city second only to Venice, and Liverpool is full of C***S, t***s, P****s, thieves robbers and generally scum of the earth all living in a city that resembles a bombsite after it has been bombed a few more times and even sensible people like Norwegians turn mental if they decide to support Liverpool, then I haven't. Then again I may be wrong.
Should have that on trip advisor
 
Is it to all bask in Manchester is a land of milk and honey were full employment and happy people live a wonderful life in a city second only to Venice, and Liverpool is full of C***S, t***s, P****s, thieves robbers and generally scum of the earth all living in a city that resembles a bombsite after it has been bombed a few more times and even sensible people like Norwegians turn mental if they decide to support Liverpool, then I haven't. Then again I may be wrong.
Nailed it.
 
you would have been hard pushed to find a dipper that would think they would go 30 years without winning the leagus back in 92 (remember 'istory only started when they won something)
That would be 1894 (2nd div) 1901 (1st div) take your pic.
 
You asked me if I was from Chester or Liverpool and I replied Liverpool. Do people on this forum have to explain their user names ok, I write and C C Chester is one of the names I use. I did ask if you were Italian, but not bothered about your user name much, your choice. Still not answered why I am a pensioner though ?
Are you going to tell us how you do that trick??
 
Picked this up from the caf.
We have City bingo.
Have a scan through this and you could almost come up with a Liverpool version.
I was actually quite shocked reading it.



Liverpool, the most succesful English club ever, sits happy tonight at the top of the Premiership. Whilst everyones attention turns slowly to Liverpoool, they've known all along their day will come. 8 reasons why Liverpool will be Premiership Champions this season (In no particular order):-

1 Mohammed Salah
There's no denying it, Mohammed Salah is a goalscorer. He can score at the most crucial times when things arent going to plan. An incredible asset to the team, and will no doubt finish the top Premiership goalscorer this season. Mohammed Salah has his socring boots on again, and this will help Liverpool fire their way to a firdt Premiership Championship win.

2 The defence
Their defence is the key to our recent successes of late. Van Dijk, Hoever and a whole collection of other solid, reliable, and dependable defenders that we have, have kept out some of the toughtest teams in Europe. A Championship winning side is a side who has a solid defence. They have that in abundance. They have been the best by far in the Premiership of the last couple or seasons or so, and their defence will keep out the toughtest of sides.

3 Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp has brought in his own tactical now-how. He's bought in quality players, and he has let some of the other players go. He's outted the moaners, and whingers at the club, and now has assembled a tight bunch of passionate players that are so glad that they have th privelage of wearing the red jersey. He's there for the long run. He said it would take time. And it has. But he's building a formidabble team, and no doubt his man manegement skills eminate through to the players. Controlled, focussed and never afraid to air his honest views, Klopp has finally brought back the spirit of the Liverpool of old.

4 United's days are over
All things must come to an end. And it looks as though Manchester United's mini 'dominace' of English football is in a rapid decline. Inability to score, and the inability to win are not good signs for United. Liverpool have crept behind them over the years, coming close on many occasions, but the Reds have been ready to take over the hotseat and now that United have faltered the Reds of Merseyside are the only Reds in town. Claiming the 6 points against United this year will help snatch back the trophy.

5 The fans
Liverpool has questionably the most passionate support for any football club in the world. Knowledgable, humourous, and patient. Passionate, vocal, and honest. These are some fo the attributes a typical Liverpool fan has. Talk to any Liverpool fan anywhere in the world and you'll immediately realise that supporting Liverpool is a religion. Whether it's at Anfield, away from home in the UK or far afield in Europe the fans always do their best to get the best out of the team. Constant support and acknowledgment that things are going well will filter through to the players, and their confidence will no doubt be bolstered with he support of the fans. Liverpool fans give the team an extra 10% over the opponents and will surely be singing "Champions" in May 2003.

6 Anfield
Anfield used to be known as Fortress Anfield. No opossing team ever escaped with all three points over the 70's and 80's. The reputation of the place gave Liverpool an almost 1 - 0 lead as opposing players, and travelling away fans dreaded playing at Anfield - they loved the occasion, but dreaded the footballing lesson they would be an unwanted student in. That was then. This is now. And slowly and surely Anfield is becoming a tough place to play now. And it's that invincibility that used to surrond the place that could help put the fear back into opposing teams. If they can go unbeaten at home all season, this will clearly put Anfield back on the footballing world map as the most feared stadium to play in.

7 Flexible, resilient tactics
Liverpool have changed the tactics to suit their preferred style of play this season. Jurgen Klopp has said that he feels the team can defend properly now, and he has given them a license to attack as much as possible. However, Klopp uses his tactics cleverly in certain situations in games, and will no doubt tinker with them to get the desired result. This ability to have a team that can slot into different formations, roles and positions on the pitch are crucial for Liverpool to win games when things arent going right and a change is needed. Championship winning teams are flexible, and this Liverpool side clearly shows players are willing to forfeit their preferred position for the benefit of the team.

8 It's where it belongs
Liverpool last won their title over two decades ago. With a worldwide support with 10's of millions of fans a club this size needs the title. In the 60's, 70's and 80's Liverpool coolected title after title. Anfield has seen the title more times than any other club, and its about time to bring it back home. It may have a new name, and may look slightly differenet, but everyone knows deep down that the true home of football in the UK is that of Liverpool. Is where dreams have been made. It's where dreams are still being made. And it's where the Premiership Championship dream will be made. Come May 2019 we're convinced the Premiership trophy will be sat glittering in arguably the most packed trophy rooms in the world.
He lost me at “honest”
 
Let me guess.
Our fans are Johnny cum lately plastics and our stadium is like a library cos it's always empty and their real rivals are the scum down the road and we'll be back where we started when the Sheikh gets bored and where were we when we were shit.
Have I missed owt?
29 years you thieving bastards.

Look what you could've won....

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You forgot performance enhancing drugs.
 
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