United thread 2019/20

[Daz_Blue]

 

[dickie davies]

Just hope PSG dont give them anything for De Gea but get him on a free next year. Utd trying to bribe him into leaving now, if they get 50 million (papers will report it at 80) and give him 20 million to leave, they still pocked more than losing him on a free

But the idiot Woodward will get ripped off by Levy for Loris and will end up paying £80m+

Woodward "I want to buy Loris and will offer £50m"
Levy "He won a world cup y'know, that's £10m extra, and he played in a Champions league final, so £10m for that, and you're dealing with Spurs, so that's another £10m"
Woodward "that's very fair, thank you Daniel "

 

[bigstanhibbert]

The mail reporting that koulibaly is utds number 1 transfer target.

You might want to bookmark this for future reference.

84m apparently.

Number one transfer target, don't forget that, number one.

Number 1 - as a replacemnet for the Alpaca? Sounds great.

 

[Tanzeylee]

How many is that now they'll pay to NOT play for them?

And all the managers they've paid a Kings ransom to not manage them

 

[Vienna_70]

And all the managers they've paid a Kings ransom not to manage them

Including the current one!

 

[laserblue]

Oblak now. Apparently he favours a move to the rags. Must like playing on Thursday nights.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...looks-exit-away-Atletico-Madrid.html#comments

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

That would be great replacement ! But why will he want to go there ?

Frequent shot practice - we should be applauding that he is looking to test himself.......

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

They're fucked. And I love it.

The most awful club and fans to ever be forced upon this planet. It was easy to forget this at times last season, but upon reflection....doesn't take much to remind me.

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

They're fucked. And I love it.

The most awful club and fans to ever be forced upon this planet. It was easy to forget this at times last season, but upon reflection....doesn't take much to remind me.

That's the spirit :-)

 

[blueish swede]

Anyone else getting the Scum/Santander ad on the telly?
"I've been a united fan for sixty years but I've never been to Old Trafford"

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Anyone else getting the Scum/Santander ad on the telly?
"I've been a united fan for sixty years but I've never been to Old Trafford"

Not seen it but it sounds promising..........

 

[Tez Tosterone]

Today’s BBC SPORT Gossip ‘News’

Atletico keeper Jan Oblak wants to leave and favours MANCHESTER UNITED over PSG

MANCHESTER UNITED are not interested in selling Paul Pogba to either Real Madrid or Juventus

MANCHESTER UNITED have been encouraged to go back for Palace full back Aaron Wan-Bissaka

MANCHESTER UNITED ready to bid £50m for Wan-Bissaka

MANCHESTER UNITED might be tempted to revive their interest in Tottenham’s Danny Rose

Ajax and Netherlands midfielder Donny van de Beek, 22, "has his eyes set on the Premier League" and would like to join either MANCHESTER UNITED or Tottenham this summer.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Today’s BBC SPORT Gossip ‘News’

Atletico keeper Jan Oblak wants to leave and favours MANCHESTER UNITED over PSG

MANCHESTER UNITED are not interested in selling Paul Pogba to either Real Madrid or Juventus

MANCHESTER UNITED have been encouraged to go back for Palace full back Aaron Wan-Bissaka

MANCHESTER UNITED ready to bid £50m for Wan-Bissaka

MANCHESTER UNITED might be tempted to revive their interest in Tottenham’s Danny Rose

Ajax and Netherlands midfielder Donny van de Beek, 22, "has his eyes set on the Premier League" and would like to join either MANCHESTER UNITED or Tottenham this summer.

All that shows is that the massed hacks of the press know who their readership is.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Today’s BBC SPORT Gossip ‘News’

Atletico keeper Jan Oblak wants to leave and favours MANCHESTER UNITED over PSG

MANCHESTER UNITED are not interested in selling Paul Pogba to either Real Madrid or Juventus

MANCHESTER UNITED have been encouraged to go back for Palace full back Aaron Wan-Bissaka

MANCHESTER UNITED ready to bid £50m for Wan-Bissaka

MANCHESTER UNITED might be tempted to revive their interest in Tottenham’s Danny Rose

Ajax and Netherlands midfielder Donny van de Beek, 22, "has his eyes set on the Premier League" and would like to join either MANCHESTER UNITED or Tottenham this summer.

BBC Sport is base in Salford Quays, so it's hardly surprising most o their stories a Rag related. It's just plain lazy 'journalism'.

 

[laughing gravy]

Today’s BBC SPORT Gossip ‘News’

Atletico keeper Jan Oblak wants to leave and favours MANCHESTER UNITED over PSG

MANCHESTER UNITED are not interested in selling Paul Pogba to either Real Madrid or Juventus

MANCHESTER UNITED have been encouraged to go back for Palace full back Aaron Wan-Bissaka

MANCHESTER UNITED ready to bid £50m for Wan-Bissaka

MANCHESTER UNITED might be tempted to revive their interest in Tottenham’s Danny Rose

Ajax and Netherlands midfielder Donny van de Beek, 22, "has his eyes set on the Premier League" and would like to join either MANCHESTER UNITED or Tottenham this summer.

but how are the above plus the 300 other players they are linked with going to get in the team?

 

[Ancient Citizen]

De Gea has been poor for a long time - probably down to lack of effort on his part, seeing the quality of the players in front of him week in week out.

With that shower of shit in front of him and having to jump around like fucking Zebedee for 90
minutes every match, no wonder he wants to get out.

 

[mat]

Vorm is available on a free.

More likely to sign him than a world class keeper.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

BBC Sport is base in Salford Quays, so it's hardly surprising most o their stories a Rag related. It's just plain lazy 'journalism'.

Not forgetting, of course, head of BBC Sport used to be head of media at the swamp.

 

[christened at st marks]