United thread 2019/20

Discussion in 'General football forum' started by Ric, 8 Jun 2019.

  1. Onholiday(somemightsay)

    Onholiday(somemightsay)

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    'kin hell - how posh were you?

    Next you're gonna be telling us you had Thunderbird Island but didn't play with it that much ;-)
     
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  2. jacko74

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    They tried their best to help them last season, rags being top of the league for penalties awarded with 12, how can a side with such limited attacking intentions and abilities be awarded 3x as many penalties as us?

    I'd love to find a stat showing how much time City and rags spent inside the opposition penalty area last season just to bear out my ''conspiracy theory'' can't find anything so far, anyone know if such a stat exists?
     
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  3. Dubai Blue

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    This sounds a bit more realistic from the Mail. They really are the gift that keeps on giving!

    Jesse Lingard 'set to earn payrise to £130,000 a week at Manchester United with Ole Gunnar Solskjaer keen to make him key man at Old Trafford'
    Manchester United star Jesse Lingard is reportedly set for a contract extension that will see his wages increase significantly. Lingard's current contract runs until the summer of 2021 but United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is eager to ensure that the 26-year-old remains at Old Trafford for the long term.
     
  4. cookster

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    Similar here. I employed a Swedish Guy last year, found out later he was a Rag ;( After relocating he applied for a Rag Season Ticket and got one in time for the start of the season.
     
  5. manimanc

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    The mail reporting that koulibaly is utds number 1 transfer target.

    You might want to bookmark this for future reference.

    84m apparently.

    Number one transfer target, don't forget that, number one.
     
  6. marco

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    Neymar is here i can assure,he is coming over the hill as we speak and will be here,,now please line up for your season ticket renewals,next year we will conquer and be at the summit with all trophies and medals in our cabinet and the rats from the Etihad will scurry away and hide
     
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  7. KS55

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    They'll just brush it under the carpet.
     
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  8. Vienna_70

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    I think I speak for most of us, when I say that these sort of stories used to make us a little envious.

    Now, we just laugh at them.
     
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  9. KS55

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    It involves repeating several incantations daily, such as:
    Biggest club in the world (nope, that is Real)
    Theatre of dreams (falling to bits)
    Not in my lifetime (come again???)
    Fergie time (brown enveopes at the ready)
    Knock Liverpool off their perch (what, from down there?)
    The chosen one, er two, er three, er four.....
    Woody, just send us the money, regards, the Glazer family.
     
  10. Vienna_70

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    The weasel, key man at the swamp?

    Is he going to lock up at night?
     

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