United thread 2019/20

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Similar here. I employed a Swedish Guy last year, found out later he was a Rag ;( After relocating he applied for a Rag Season Ticket and got one in time for the start of the season.

There might have been a waiting list when the pisscan was in charge, and maybe for a year after, but I doubt there has been one since.
 
Fuck me, it's Dan James everywhere now. Talkshite this morning about to talk about the Wales game last night and first question was "how did Dan James get on". Yep, not Bale, but James. He's also on the first page of BBC football on the right hand side.

I bet Tyler is recording himself shouting "JJJAAAMMMMEEEEESSSSSSSSS" right now.
 
This sounds a bit more realistic from the Mail. They really are the gift that keeps on giving!

Jesse Lingard 'set to earn payrise to £130,000 a week at Manchester United with Ole Gunnar Solskjaer keen to make him key man at Old Trafford'
Manchester United star Jesse Lingard is reportedly set for a contract extension that will see his wages increase significantly. Lingard's current contract runs until the summer of 2021 but United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is eager to ensure that the 26-year-old remains at Old Trafford for the long term.
Oh my good fucking God, £130k a week. I'm a jock so it shouldn't bother me, but how on earth is this cretin an England international?

I bet Lingard believes in God, because only a belief in some mythical nonsense could make him justify being worth over £6m a year...
 
Fuck me, it's Dan James everywhere now. Talkshite this morning about to talk about the Wales game last night and first question was "how did Dan James get on". Yep, not Bale, but James. He's also on the first page of BBC football on the right hand side.

I bet Tyler is recording himself shouting "JJJAAAMMMMEEEEESSSSSSSSS" right now.
But they thought they were signing James Rodriguez instead
 
This sounds a bit more realistic from the Mail. They really are the gift that keeps on giving!

Jesse Lingard 'set to earn payrise to £130,000 a week at Manchester United with Ole Gunnar Solskjaer keen to make him key man at Old Trafford'
Manchester United star Jesse Lingard is reportedly set for a contract extension that will see his wages increase significantly. Lingard's current contract runs until the summer of 2021 but United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is eager to ensure that the 26-year-old remains at Old Trafford for the long term.
Wow - that really is stretching the boundaries of the English language.........
 
There might have been a waiting list when the pisscan was in charge, and maybe for a year after, but I doubt there has been one since.
Correct - they specifically struggle to flog the season tickets at the top of the nose bleeds stand.

I would have thought that to be a premium spot as they can't make out just how sh1te the football on display actually is........
 
Oh my good fucking God, £130k a week. I'm a jock so it shouldn't bother me, but how on earth is this cretin an England international *HE PLAYS FOR MANCHESTER UNITED*?

I bet Lingard believes in God, because only a belief in some mythical nonsense could make him justify being worth over £6m a year...
I have hidden the answer in your post above, see if you can spot it ;-)
 
It's such a shame for J-Lingz that he is forging his Manchester United career after G-Nev as Rat-Boy would have also been an immaculate name for him as well..........
 
Gareth Bale coming on loan now to try and push the season tickets sales up.

They'll end up signing Gareth Gates.
 
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