United thread 2019/20

[Grassland Blue]

Ollie and Woodwood are first and second officers on the Titanic.
Hooray for Olliewood...

 

[SebastianBlue]

Ollie and Woodwood are first and second officers on the Titanic.
Hooray for Olliewood...

Does that make Alexis Sanchez Billy Zane’s character?

Or a deck chair?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Does that make Alexis Sanchez Billy Zane’s character?

Or a deck chair?

Deckchair lol...

 

[Vienna_70]

Does that make Alexis Sanchez Billy Zane’s character?

Or a deck chair?

Or an iceberg?

 

[IrelandSuperman]

BBC now reporting united have bid £70M on City target Maguire. What I'm asking is, are we pulling another Sanchez as we speak?

In any case, it's piss funny to me.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Does that make Alexis Sanchez Billy Zane’s character?

Or a deck chair?

Dont be daft, Sanchez was in the orchestra playing the piano..!

 

[old blue]

Deckchair lol...

Will he be "Dancing on the ceiling?"

 

[Vienna_70]

BBC now reporting united have bid £70M on City target Maguire. What I'm asking is, are we pulling another Sanchez as we speak?

In any case, it's piss funny to me.

Let them have him for that money.

He is never worth that much, IMHO.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

250k p/w for Rashford and possibly 70m+ for Maguire. This could be about to get seriously funny.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Or an iceberg?

No, that’d be 6th place. ;-)

 

[Vienna_70]

250k p/w for Rashford and possibly 70m+ for Maguire. This could be about to get seriously funny.

Isn’t it already?

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Isn’t it already?

Even funnier.

 

[SebastianBlue]

250k p/w for Rashford and possibly 70m+ for Maguire. This could be about to get seriously funny.

Isn’t it already?

Even funnier.

Right now it is at this level:

Soon, it could be at this level:

By season kickoff, it could very well be at this level:

 

[IrelandSuperman]

Loving all these TNG gifs. It's a great show everyone should watch.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Let them have him for that money.

He is never worth that much, IMHO.

Given that van Dijk was 75M, he's not been close to that value.

I think he may be able to be the physical presence Utd need though. Worse, he does seem fairly likeable.

 

[KCblue]

Please let them up that bid for Maguire. They kept laughing about 'guzumping' us but if gazumping means paying £130m for Fred and Maguire plus Sanchez's outrageous wages then I hope they gazump us every window.

 

[Hoghead]

Meanwhile other rag starlets have seen their star wane......
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48841321

 

[dickie davies]

Or an iceberg?

Lukaku is about the right size of an iceberg and moves around the same speed

 

[manimanc]

Prepare yourselves for the usual bullshit headlines of the fact utd can outspend anybody.

 

[Blue Til Death]

They are masters at spending big on utter shite and flops.....! They are also masters at renewing the contracts of players who's time was up 5 years ago and even one that turns like an oil tanker and tackles with his face....!