United thread 2019/20

[bobbyowenquiff]

Comical isn’t it. If this lad was the real deal, a few more teams than Leeds United would have been after him.

They are just getting more ridiculous by the year and the journalists are clutching at very thin straws.

If anything they are weaker now than they were due to the loss of Herrara who at least looked like he gave a shit.

Their midfield next season is still Static Matic, Pogbad if he is still there and either Mctominay who let’s face it is only ever going to be average at best or Fred who going off his first season will be shite again.

They then have the attacking talents of this new lad, Tony “I don’t give a fuck” Martial, Speedy Gonzalez, Sanchez, Fat Larry and JLinz or whoever he calls himself.

To put it into context Gabriel Jesus is six months older than James and by the time he was 21 had been leading the line for Brazil for three years. Raheem had 100 Premier League appearances for Liverpool and City before he was 21.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Blue pen please.red is out of order.only have empty seats at the Etihad apparently

Alternatively green or yellow pens may be used....

 

[Blue Mist]

I heard that the Rags were pushing Newcastle to sign Bruce, that way they can offload there current 'better than Messi' players in 12 months time for an over inflated amount.

 

[KentBlue]

Anyway, when are they going to put a statue up of Howard Webb at the swamp? He, more than any other fucker, did more to win them trophies than anyone else. Perhaps another one next to it of Clattenburg hastily shoving a brown envelope into his pocket?

 

[bluethrunthru]

To put it into context Gabriel Jesus is six months older than James and by the time he was 21 had been leading the line for Brazil for three years. Raheem had 100 Premier League appearances for Liverpool and City before he was 21.

Yeah but they weren't plucked from obscurity for a small fee and overnight transformed into the best player in the world by the best coach in the world were they? CF for Brazil - name me one player who has led the line for Brazil ever and looks better than this kid does now - I mean as if a 17 year old Brazilian striker could score a hat trick in a semi final and go on to win the world cup final now is it? I bet if he looks hard enough Simon Stone could make up enough evidence to show James has done that with Wales.... twice !!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I see Ole and Juan Mata have been arguing again.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Tell you what they could be in the bottom 6 looking at them fixtures .

Transfer update on sly sports.
Pogba might stay.
Lump might go.
And the latest white pele played in a friendly.
Managed to get in yyyyoooouuuunitid were victorious.
Must be the only friendly game been played this week

A strong rag brand is important for the Premier League you know.....

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Anyway, when are they going to put a statue up of Howard Webb at the swamp? He, more than any other fucker, did more to win them trophies than anyone else. Perhaps another one next to it of Clattenburg hastily shoving a brown envelope into his pocket?

Or Giggsy shoving his willy in his brothers wife?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Or Giggsy shoving his willy in his brothers wife?

United could build a Giggs column

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

United could build a Giggs column

Would his sister-in-law be at the pinnacle ?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

‘It would be grossly unfair to burden James with the tag of being the next Ryan Giggs’ hahaha

It would. Adultery isn’t an imprisonable offence is it?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

good little read in the Mirror about The Rags becoming our Noisy Neighbour's lol so brilliant how far we have come

Considering their constant interest in our transfer targets/how we are going about our business, they appear to have become the nosey neighbours.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

80m fee for Maguire has been agreed.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

80m fee for Maguire has been agreed.

If true, that is exorbitant. Leicester didn’t see them coming, they sent for them.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

80m fee for Maguire has been agreed.

Only one paper reporting it so far but they continue to overpay & have zero actual plan.

Long live eddy woody.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Only one paper reporting it so far but they continue to overpay & have zero actual plan.

Long live eddy woody.

I’m amazed they’ve not brought in Alderweireld for £25m

 

[pirate]

they have overpaid but slab head does improve them at the back.
all they need now is another centre back and another full back (and maybe another keeper seeing the state of the alpaca last year) and then they will have an OK defence.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

they have overpaid but slab head does improve them at the back.
all they need now is another centre back and another full back (and maybe another keeper seeing the state of the alpaca last year) and then they will have an OK defence.

Doesn't matter when they have a clueless manager.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I’m amazed they’ve not brought in Alderweireld for £25m

Much too cheap, they need to swing thier dicks around to look relevant.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Comical isn’t it. If this lad was the real deal, a few more teams than Leeds United would have been after him.

They are just getting more ridiculous by the year and the journalists are clutching at very thin straws.

If anything they are weaker now than they were due to the loss of Herrara who at least looked like he gave a shit.

Their midfield next season is still Static Matic, Pogbad if he is still there and either Mctominay who let’s face it is only ever going to be average at best or Fred who going off his first season will be shite again.

They then have the attacking talents of this new lad, Tony “I don’t give a fuck” Martial, Speedy Gonzalez, Sanchez, Fat Larry and JLinz or whoever he calls himself.

Fat Larry....showing yer age now @MV..
Still a chance FL may Zoom off to Inter...in fact he is quoted on bbc sports as telling journalists.enquiring about the move
"There should be some news next week "
Wow! What a shabby way to treat the new manager and fans as the season approaches..."I'm here,all £75M of me .....but I think I may have more INTEResting Clubs to talk to by Wednesday. .......Just WTF is going on at cold trafford;anybody would think the biggest club in the world were struggling to keep their players!
Surely every player wants to play fir man utd?