So their squad is:
Keepers: De Gea, Romero, Grant, J Pereira
Fullbacks: Wan-Bissaka, Shaw, Young, Dalot, Darmian, Fosu-Mensah
Centre-Halves: Maguire, Lindelof, Bailly, Smalling, Jones, Rojo, Tuanzebe
Centre midfield: Matic, McTominay, Fred, A Pereira
Attacking midfield: Pogba (Listed here for practical purposes), Mata, Lingard, James, Gomes
Forwards: Rashford, Martial, Sanchez, Greenwood
The question is: who out of them would even get into our entire squad?
Keepers: I'd take Donut Thief as Eddie's back up - maybe. Hesitation would be that even though Bravo isn't as good at shot-stopping, he's a lot better fit to our overall game
Fullbacks: Wan-Bissaka wouldn't get in ahead of Walker or Cancelo. Shaw I'd take as back up to Mendy, provided he trimmed some fat from his arse and gut. No to the rest
Centre halves: Slabhead is the only one who'd make our squad - the rest, rubbish
Centre midfield: Hahahahaha. Nup. Not one of you
Attacking midfield: Only Carlton, and that would be as a luxury super sub type. He'd never start in any game of importance
Forwards: I'd take one of Rashford or Whatshisname but only as a third wheel to Aguero and Jesus, where I believe you may be able to squeeze someone in
That's 5 players from a squad of 30 that I've listed who would get into ours. Five. And yes, whilst we despise them which could be clouding my judgement, I challenge someone to come back at me with rational arguments to propose something other than what I have written.
For the club they profess to be they're in dire straits, and that is no exaggeration.