Ex Liverpool player Dean Saunders let off on appeal P31

[bluethrunthru]

Breaking news ; " Ex-Liverpool striker Dean Saunders awarded UEFA Pisscan of the Year award 2018/19"

 

[paulchapo]

It will get watered down to community service. I would love the judge to increase it to six months.

 

[yeseye]

He should have his sentence increased for a frivolous appeal!

He should have his sentence increased for turning up to court in skinny jeans ffs the silly sheep shagging ****!

 

[Vienna_70]

He should have his sentence increased for turning up to court in skinny jeans ffs the silly sheep shagging ****!

He should have his jail time increased for being Dean Saunders!

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Ive only had one pint - yeah right

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/moment-ex-liverpool-player-dean-16836559

One pint of Brasso by the sound of the ****.

 

[El Gringo]

One pint of Brasso by the sound of the ****.

He will need that when Big Baz is polishing his helmet in Strangeways

 

[rnblade]

DSIAC.
His commentary is appalling, he should be jailed for that on its own.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

What an utter twat, could have caused a serious accident and doesn’t seem to give two fucks about it. If there is any justice they will increase the jail time for his contempt of the police and the court.

 

[ancoats]

spent one fucking day inside ????? truly a joke and why on earth did they even charge him

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

spent one fucking day inside ????? truly a joke and why on earth did they even charge him

Must have been Merseyside police investigating, they will probably arrest the guy who poured the pint for him.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Wouldn't a more popular headline be

"Player Man City were once linked with Jailed"

(Pretty sure we were in for him at one point?)

 

[Blue Til Death]

Breaking News...!!! Saunders reveals he only drinks excessively then drives his car because he missed 3 pens playing against Manchester City, a public enquiry will surely follow as Manchester City did nothing to compensate him or provide counselling.

UEFA, FA & PL have started investigations but preliminary findings suggest that Manchester City are 100% guilty and should therefore be deducted however many points required in order for liverpool to win their 19th PL title...!!!!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Breaking News...!!! Saunders reveals he only drinks excessively then drives his car because he missed 3 pens playing against Manchester City, a public enquiry will surely follow as Manchester City did nothing to compensate him or provide counselling.

UEFA, FA & PL have started investigations but preliminary findings suggest that Manchester City are 100% guilty and should therefore be deducted however many points required in order for liverpool to win their 19th PL title...!!!!

Just wait 'til RAWK see this post and start an online petition to make it so.........

 

[Blue Til Death]

Just wait 'til RAWK see this post and start an online petition to make it so.........

Or issue me with death threats for taking the piss ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Or issue me with death threats for taking the piss ;-)

Nah - they'll assume you're Scouse so operate on their higher intellectual level........

 

[Blue Til Death]

Nah - they'll assume you're Scouse so operate on their higher intellectual level........

Good point, I forgot they only have one damaged cell between the jewson lot of em...!

 

[KentBlue]

the jewson lot of em...!

That takes me back. I'd forgotten all about those adverts.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Just wait 'til RAWK see this post and start an online petition to make it so.........

I can live with the petitions, it's the poems I can't stand.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I can live with the petitions, it's the poems I can't stand.

There once was a great thinker named @Blue Til Death ,
Who fought for the Scouse cause with every breath.
He pretended to be blue, didn't think much of Lukaku and his favourite pass-time was laying a wreath (yes the last bit doesn't f#fking rhyme but you get the gist)..........

I won't give up the day job........

:-/

 

[Blue Til Death]

There once was a great thinker named @Blue Til Death ,
Who fought for the Scouse cause with every breath.
He pretended to be blue, didn't think much of Lukaku and his favourite pass-time was laying a wreath (yes the last bit doesn't f#fking rhyme but you get the gist)..........

I won't give up the day job........

:-/

Only self flagellation with razor blades will absolve you of that atrocity mate :-)