United thread 2019/20

[SebastianBlue]

That's just by eliminating one serving of pasties.

Loving the way that guy slides across and then back under the table. 1960s special effecrs were awesome!

The fight choreography is John Wick-esque.

 

[domalino]

Could they be relegated?

They arent bad enough to go down, but they could finish in the bottom half if a few of the mid table teams have good runs and they dont jettison Solskjaer soon enough.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Cue another week of Gary Neville saying this is not acceptable at a club like Manchester United, attacking DNA, traditions etc. When are they finally going to realise that Ferguson was an anomaly and there is nothing inherently special about that club.

 

[br88]

The money they've spent, top four should not be considered an achievement.

Spot on....it's amazing to think that they have actually spent nearly 900 million pounds since Mourinho left.

 

[jimharri]

Camel getting uppity when Walton raised who he used to play for. "I'm only asking the question".

 

[simon23]

they are average at best and if gthey get a few injuries they will struggle to get mid table

Pogba wants out (not sure if this is a good thing or not).....and Matic and Mctomminay are really midtable players at best

Their forward line needs coaching - it has potential to be ok with rashford and James but they are young and rely on pace and little footballing awareness and positioning.

De Gea is showing us all what we (except the media) have known for a long long time - he is fucking average

 

[SebastianBlue]

They arent bad enough to go down, but they could finish in the bottom half if a few of the mid table teams have good runs and they dont jettison Solskjaer soon enough.

I don’t actually think they will be relegated, of course.

For no other reason then it doesn’t matter how bad they are — they could be the worst team in the league by some distance and the powers that be would never allow them to get the necessary results toward the end of the season which would lead to relegation.

Not cynicism, commercial truth.

 

[journolud]

Anybody know what they're saying at the cafè? I don't want to go over there 'cos I have to go through a sheep dip afterwards.

Think they are happy with the hard earned point.

 

[hertsblue]

Wot no penalty!

They tried their best

 

[bakerdave76]

Ha ha

 

[RyanP3609]

I don’t actually think they will be relegated, of course.

For no other reason then it doesn’t matter how bad they are — they could be the worst team in the league by some distance and the powers that be would never allow them to get the necessary results toward the end of the season which would lead to relegation.

Not cynicism, commercial truth.

1000/1 they are to be relegated still.... worth a quid going off their form

 

[manimanc]

 

[Nellies left peg]

1000/1 they are to be relegated still.... worth a quid going off their form

I got 500/1 at the start of the season.eternally optimistic.

 

[mac]

Spot on....it's amazing to think that they have actually spent nearly 900 million pounds since Mourinho left.

Well fuck me blind. Jesus

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Spot on....it's amazing to think that they have actually spent nearly 900 million pounds since Mourinho left.

You mean since the GPC left???

 

[Pam]

And their wage bill is higher than ours.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

JazzyjazzJames now has the same number of rag goals as the Chilean Liberace.

 

[Blu1]

Oh redcafe is a fun place to visit these days! Lol the comedy cafe should be its new name.

They are creaming over us whilst slating every player they have. Even their saviour Rashford is getting it.

They are in a serious mess & have run out of ideas & options. Even players & managers that leave seem happier & look younger immediately.

Be really interesting to see how this season plays out for them. Big Sam is waiting

 

[Pam]

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people.

 

[sir baconface]

Sanchez.

Haha haha.

Brilliant investment.