Stupid little things that bug you

[BlindEyeSeesAll]

'Life hack' and any idiot that uses that term.

 

[bluemooners09]

My mum yesterday when she got me a 2006 Frank Lampard Autobiography - and says "because you like football". Ffs mum.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

My mum yesterday when she got me a 2006 Frank Lampard Autobiography - and says "because you like football". Ffs mum.

fucking hell she was trying to be nice to you!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

People typing LOL after something that would barely raise a smile, let alone a laugh out loud.

Worse still are people that actually say LOL.

Lol

 

[PragueBlue]

Lol

I was waiting to see who'd be the first ;-)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I was waiting to see who'd be the first ;-)

My money was on Kaz but she must still be in bed

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

My mum yesterday when she got me a 2006 Frank Lampard Autobiography - and says "because you like football". Ffs mum.

Not as bad as when my mum asked if I was going to the rags bus top tour when the GPC packed it in.

 

[Ban-jani]

That shit Iceland radio advert with Shaun Ryder....please shaun, try and sound as Mancunian & scally as possible and we’ll play it every 90 seconds!!!!!! Fuck off!!!!

Over done regional accents boil my piss.

That new BT one about that boxer, Warrington, is cringeworthy.

Also any pre match video City put up these days.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Those fat, lazy fuckers who park on double yellow lines outside the chippy disrupting the flow of traffic because they're too idle to walk 20 yards from the nearest parking space.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

People who think it’s a ‘damp squid’ rather than ‘damp squib’.

 

[Bluemanc100]

Vapists..... why the fuck do I want to smell Strawberries when walking behind you or sat in 315 when you are too fucking weak to abstain for a couple of hours

 

[normskih]

I was sat in my car at McDonald’s on Ordsall lane the other week. A car pulled up next to me and the passenger in it flung his door open right onto mine. I got out and asked him what the fuck he was doing. After a profuse apology him and his mate walked inside for food. lo and behold a few minutes later they came out and when the fucker got back into his car he only went and did it again! I nearly fucking choked on my apple pie! I jumped out and said are you taking the fucking piss or what. I couldn’t fucking believe it! Good job it was only my work car. They were a pair of our foreign friends who hardly spoke English.

This does my my bloody head in. My car before this, I only had it a month and was parked in a car park in Handforth Dean. I went back to my car and was a bloody great dent in the door, obviously where the person next to me had let their car door bang against mine. I was absolutely furious.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

People blaring music from their cars. Any music that can be heard from outside a car that has all its windows closed generally means that the occupant of the vehicle is an absolute fucking helmet.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

People who never buy a round of drinks when it's their turn.

 

[Barcon]

People who think it’s a ‘damp squid’ rather than ‘damp squib’.

It's like saying a cold ice cube. All squids are damp.

 

[BimboBob]

It's like saying a cold ice cube. All squids are damp.

Not when cooked.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

The protracted 15 phase process that women put the rest of a queue through at a checkout:

Pack things meticulously away into bags
Move said bags into trolley
Ask price
Back to trolley to retrieve handbag
Open handbag and search/rummage
Retrieve purse
Move handbag
Ask price again
Open purse and further search
Pay
Replace card/change and receipt into purse
Move handbag back
Tuck purse back inside
Put handbag back into trolley
Gradually move off

 

[Barcon]

Not when cooked.

They are when you pour gravy on them.

 

[BimboBob]

They are when you pour gravy on them.

Mmmmm gravy

 

[East Level 2]

Over done regional accents boil my piss.
That new BT one about that boxer, Warrington, is cringeworthy.
Also any pre match video City put up these days.

We're on the fourth or fifth and they have got progressively worse.