Penalty Taker

Who should take penalties if Haaland is not on the pitch?


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The penalty technique of Aguero, Jesus and Marhez is crap.
They should watch Salad and duplicate his style.
5 paces back, 3 paces to the right. Run at the ball looking to hammer the ball into the bottom LHC of the goal at pace. If the goalie moves to the left to try and save it the ball is placed in the RHC.
 
I would like the most thunderous kicker to take them. I wouldn't be bothered if he didn't score, indeed, I would sooner he aimed directly at the goalie's bollocks and hit 'em splat on and when the ball has bounced down to our end for our throwing, the kicker can just whisper in his ear, pretending some act of public remorse, "Now waste a bit more time, you fucker!"
 
The penalty technique of Aguero, Jesus and Marhez is crap.
They should watch Salad and duplicate his style.
5 paces back, 3 paces to the right. Run at the ball looking to hammer the ball into the bottom LHC of the goal at pace. If the goalie moves to the left to try and save it the ball is placed in the RHC.

Can't see that working for Aguero and Jesus
 
We could get my mum to do it, couldn't be any worse than recent incumbents
 
The penalty technique of Aguero, Jesus and Marhez is crap.
They should watch Salad and duplicate his style.
5 paces back, 3 paces to the right. Run at the ball looking to hammer the ball into the bottom LHC of the goal at pace. If the goalie moves to the left to try and save it the ball is placed in the RHC.
Dead easy eh
 

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