United thread 2019/20

[CelesteItis]

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Burton Albion put up a better fight than these twats.

 

[jimharri]

So; that's 7 wins in the last 10 years in Trafford. Without googling it (I'm too lazy and can't be arsed checking), I wonder what the timescale is for our previous 7 wins in the land that time forgot?

 

[mat]

Phil Jones is only 27
Can’t get my head round that,he plays like he’s mid/late 30’s nearing retirement
We had 7 older than him in last nights starting 11

27 what?

 

[SebastianBlue]

I only follow him to further inform my betting...



Edit: Jim has beaten me to this... I am humiliated. Now I know how Phil Jones feels every day of his life.

[struggles to go on]

 

[Vienna_70]

I heard Ping Ping has signed with Pogbad's agent recently and is looking for a move to Italy. If that's true he could have played his last game at Old Toilet.

Shame if that's the case. I'll really miss the dab's and witty banter.

Italy, you say?

Is that with Livorno?

 

[Vienna_70]

Another classic in years to come.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Phil Jones is only 27
Can’t get my head round that,he plays like he’s mid/late 30’s nearing retirement
We had 7 older than him in last nights starting 11

Same age as that promising youngster Lingard.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Italy, you say?

Is that with Livorno?

Raiola's family have a pizzeria don't they? I think they need a washer-up.

 

[Vienna_70]

Me - Another myth, United always spent big on players, Ferdinand, Rooney etc., he even went to the airport to pick up Van Persie so that we (city) didn’t get him

That was Berbatoss!