United thread 2019/20

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Are you Gary glitter ....

Ha ha - touché :-)

 

[Gingers Dad]

Edwards & his rotten meat built the club. He is royalty so it goes without saying.

But LVG's team is like Barcelona compared to this lot. Daley Blind will get his own statue, with a watch, stopped the very second Smalling scored v City.

(PS what did I say those fucking Spurs tossers would do, after running about for 90 mins v us ?)

Yes Spuds were bobbins after their cup final. Really enjoyed them not getting a VAR reviewed penalty when Lascelles rugby tackled Kane. In fact I'm going to laugh every time Spuds get done over by VAR

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Luke Shaw out for a month after accidentally eating a Vegan Sausage Roll.

I heard Shaw's Co2 emissions are the largest contribution to climate change.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

They're saying hamstring. I reckon he dropped his dinner plate on his foot. Multiple metatarsal fractures.

Not to mention the structural damage to his house.

 

[waspish]

Debt ridden Scum.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Most of this is a load of horseshite (80m would be about 10x any other stadium sponsorship in football) but it sounds like Neville is worried about who the next generation is going to support.

Shitting himself.

Gives away not being a proper Manc with his pronunciation of Ordsall as well the ****.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

But but I thought ole had them all super fit ..with extra training and the team all geared up for a pressing game..?
This was the new utd...over to Tom Daley to deputize then...what a squad they have now!

I’m pretty sure if he had grown up in the north west he would be a rugby league player! Solid!

They brought on Ashley young... if he is playing for the next month then they will be really shit.

 

[Zubrman]

Ha ha - touché :-)

Do you wanna touché me there!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I’m pretty sure if he had grown up in the north west he would be a rugby league player! Solid!

They brought on Ashley young... if he is playing for the next month then they will be really shit.

At least they can genuinely claim they have a 'Young' team now..

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Luke “Shaw” is fat ey lads?