United thread 2019/20

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Nightmare on Elm Street.

Take a tip from an expert. Never, ever explain your puns.

 

[SebastianBlue]

And they call this ground the " Theatre of Dreams"...hahaha!!!!!!. A new and more accurate name is definitely needed...answers on a postcard please.

Theatre of Memes

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Theatre of 8th.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

If Lingard is the answer then what's the question?

What is Herpes?

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Edited as I think you're still being too generous ;)

And that’s aimed at Abu Hamza.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

The face is morphing into Colin Wanker

Colin was on talkshite today. He was actually saying Pep is the best manager that’s ever been. Even more than klopp. He said Klopp may become Asia’s gifted as Pep but Pep has done more for changing the game etc.

TalkShite were proper sticking it to the rags today, for most of the day.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

GPC was so annoyed that at half-time he went to his office and got pissed instead of mingling. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...ir-alex-fergusons-furious-manchester-21242788

 

[Bluekiwi]

And they call this ground the " Theatre of Dreams"...hahaha!!!!!!. A new and more accurate name is definitely needed...answers on a postcard please.

Clownland

 

[trotsky]

Many will flock to Cotons defence. Grade a wanker that man

When he was at City he got me tickets for a derby at OT. Let on to me in the ground (not great as tickets were in United's main stand). Also always let on and chatted when our paths crossed (usually in boozers tbf) seemed genuinely more interested in my military career. So, as usual , people's opinion on someone will vary ... I'm not 'flocking to his defence ' but just stating the fella ain't all bad even if I don't like the company he seems to now keep ;-)

 

[deegee33]

Take a tip from an expert. Never, ever explain your puns.

8th

 

[RayCTID]

If Lingard is the answer then what's the question?

Who?, What?, Where? (i forgot that one), Why? and How?

 

[Mike Cledford]

Looks like Maguire out with a hip injury. Not sure how long but we could get to see Jones again after all!

Out of what? It keeps being shown on the BBC 24 hours news on a banner headline amongst proper news, not even under sports news.

 

[kippax4ever]

GPC was so annoyed that at half-time he went to his office and got pissed instead of mingling. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...ir-alex-fergusons-furious-manchester-21242788

Not in my lifetime(Fergie)
We should chant that to the pisscan next game...

 

[Ted_Bovis]

GPC was so annoyed that at half-time he went to his off license and got pissed instead of mingling. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...ir-alex-fergusons-furious-manchester-21242788

Corrected for accuracy.

 

[Bluearmy]

Many will flock to Cotons defence. Grade a wanker that man

he was brilliant for us on the pitch!!!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Many will flock to Cotons defence. Grade a wanker that man

Didn't want to be number 2 with us so moved to the rags to 'fight' Rudolf for a place.

Just be honest and say it was about £££'s.

He does still get a mention in our house on chilly days 'Get your Tony Coaton'.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Colin was on talkshite today. He was actually saying Pep is the best manager that’s ever been. Even more than klopp. He said Klopp may become Asia’s gifted as Pep but Pep has done more for changing the game etc.

TalkShite were proper sticking it to the rags today, for most of the day.

I think those two got on pretty well when we played them. I always have the impression that both will talk football with anyone, and with enthusiasm.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

GPC was so annoyed that at half-time he went to his office and got pissed instead of mingling. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport...ir-alex-fergusons-furious-manchester-21242788

Excellent, we're still getting to him in his lifetime, he's still on the piss & Ole still can't get into the office.

 

[Mayor West]

When he was at City he got me tickets for a derby at OT. Let on to me in the ground (not great as tickets were in United's main stand). Also always let on and chatted when our paths crossed (usually in boozers tbf) seemed genuinely more interested in my military career. So, as usual , people's opinion on someone will vary ... I'm not 'flocking to his defence ' but just stating the fella ain't all bad even if I don't like the company he seems to now keep ;-)

What does let on mean?

 

[solley attwell]

Jesse Jesse lingard
He's like a chocolate fireguard
He's so shite
He plays in red and white
Stevie Bruce to put in a bid
Of 30 million quid
Oh Jesse jesse