Adam and Eve

[Scottyboi]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

 

[idahoblues]

A good shop for sexy underwear and battery operated joy sticks

 

[Zubrman]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

And if god created man in his own image, then god's got one too.

 

[skiddypants]

Massage parlour?
Just guessing!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Also, how did their kids procreate? With each other? With their mum? Perhaps the Garden of Eden was in Herefordshire.

The Bible is an absolute pile of wank.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I drew a line at the burning bush, myself.

 

[Fame Monster]

Never noticed it before but just checked and you're right.

Also, if God wanted humans to procreate, why was Eve such a munter? She's got the body of a teenage boy and the face of an 18th century philosopher. I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole.

 

[George Hannah]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

what about Pinchmewell?

 

[BlueHammer85]

The advert at the bottom of my page now is for a book.

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[ancoats]

Gywneth Paltrow candles that's why god made eve

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

And why is Jesus always a white guy with a neatly trimmed beard?

 

[Blue Mist]

And if god created man in his own image, then god's got one too.

and a small willy.

Just sayin'

 

[inchy14]

Also, how did their kids procreate? With each other? With their mum? Perhaps the Garden of Eden was in Herefordshire.

The Bible is an absolute pile of wank.

Now you've done it, @George Hannah will be along any minute to administer some form of retribution on you, a plague of some sorts......

 

[Phil1]

You’d think that this particular story would be more than enough evidence as to why the bible is complete bollocks.
I guess if you’re willing to believe this then the rest wouldn’t be a problem.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Now you've done it, @George Hannah will be along any minute to administer some form of retribution on you, a plague of some sorts......

I'm happy for him to explain how they went about the task...

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

To test our faith















Or some other such shite

 

[inchy14]

I'm happy for him to explain how they went about the task...

As his namesake George Michael once said...

“faith, you gotta have faith a faith a faith ah”

 

[dobingsdobber]

And if god created man in his own image, then god's got one too.

But God is omnipotent and omnipresent,He can do whatever the fuck he wants.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

This is covered and explained in the book of Detritus where Adam was faced with a plague of fluff sent down by God as punishment for giving into the sin of not bathing regularly. Amazing to think it was only 4000 years ago.

 

[Scottyboi]

This is covered and explained in the book of Detritus where Adam was faced with a plague of fluff sent down by God as punishment for giving into the sin of not bathing regularly. Amazing to think it was only 4000 years ago.

Lmao and an hour later Adam is wondering how the fuck his belly button has fluff in it again. Always amazes me.