Adam and Eve

[Scottyboi]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

 

[idahoblues]

A good shop for sexy underwear and battery operated joy sticks

 

[Zubrman]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

And if god created man in his own image, then god's got one too.

 

[skiddypants]

Massage parlour?
Just guessing!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Also, how did their kids procreate? With each other? With their mum? Perhaps the Garden of Eden was in Herefordshire.

The Bible is an absolute pile of wank.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I drew a line at the burning bush, myself.

 

[Fame Monster]

Never noticed it before but just checked and you're right.

Also, if God wanted humans to procreate, why was Eve such a munter? She's got the body of a teenage boy and the face of an 18th century philosopher. I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole.

 

[George Hannah]

If God created man first why does every artists impression of Adam give him a belly button? haha.

what about Pinchmewell?

 

[BlueHammer85]

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[ancoats]

Gywneth Paltrow candles that's why god made eve