United thread 2019/20

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Woodward must be disappointed. More MIB's turned up at Rooney's mansion when he was rumoured to be signing for City.
 
I actually think it was Riola pulling their plonker to get more money out of Woodward

Nah, surely he just tells Woody to cough up some more money and the daft fucker does.
I cant remember the original figures but Woody will sell it as he played hard ball when in reality the selling club lump on 30 mill more than they know they are going to get off the Rags and are happy when they only get 20 mill more.
 
It looks like Rolo is fucking off:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51293254

Another rat leaving the sinking ship. Good riddance, you dirty bastard!

and presumably the Rags are yet again subsidising his wages ……………
'Rojo, who has also played left-back for United, has started just 13 games in the last two years, despite being given a lucrative new contract until 2021 in March 2018.'
 
and presumably the Rags are yet again subsidising his wages ……………
'Rojo, who has also played left-back for United, has started just 13 games in the last two years, despite being given a lucrative new contract until 2021 in March 2018.'

He can’t play anymore as VAR has been introduced. He’d have been sent off in about 10 of those 13 matches.

unbelieveably, he’s never been sent off in his career!
 
Are the rags being premature announcing Fernandes?

"Subject to medical and personal terms"

He might want 700,000 a week and Woowar is only prepared to offer 695,000
 
Rat boy just been on sky sports news saying he can’t condone the actions of the rag fans outside Woodward’s house. Then goes on for 5 minutes saying the fans heads of have gone and can understand why they did it so kind of condoned them what a snivelling little prick
 
Rat boy just been on sky sports news saying he can’t condone the actions of the rag fans outside Woodward’s house. Then goes on for 5 minutes saying the fans heads of have gone and can understand why they did it so kind of condoned them what a snivelling little prick

Yeah, I noticed that too.

Then moaning about the way the club is run.

Both gargoyles are fucking wankers!
 
no they don’t.
You can’t be imprisoned for not having a licence.
You can be fined by the court and subsequently imprisoned if you don’t pay the court fine.

It's the same thing, if you have a licence you don't go to court. The getting the fine because you don't have one criminalises you and can end up with you going to prison. So technically you are imprisoned for not having a licence.

So if you don't pay a TV licence fee the state will step in to fine you to make sure you comply or you could go to prison, that very much is the same as going to prison for not paying your tv licence.
 
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Well apparently, as Humphrey Bogart said, you will always have Paris, you wont have a place in the League Cup Final but you will have a plaster of Paris, or something similar as I have been drinking.
 
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