Stupid little things that bug you

[jimharri]

Thats an unbelievable rip off mate.
Thank God I emigrated.

Rip off?

 

[Bill Walker]

I've noticed that before and it's bugged me as to why it is.

A good one I've started doing is making a brew, taking it through and dropping my bones into the couch only to take a sip of unsugared tea. I have no idea how I can forget something so simple, I've made thousands of brews over the years but only in the past few years have I started to do this. I must be on my way out.

Simple this.
It's your brains way of telling you that sugar is bad for you.
Turns you diabetic.

 

[Bill Walker]

Walking down to the pub the other night, 3 foot snowbanks everywhere and some douche had picked up their dog shit and left it neatly twisted up in a plastic bad on top of the snow

Total and utter cunts!

Plastic bad ?
Sounds nasty

 

[Double R]

People who 'demand a refund' after watching a crap film at the cinema. They didnt drag you in kicking and screaming, you chose to go. Do your homework and read the reviews before opting to go.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

People who applaud their own answers on game shows

Or the other one
HOST "Who was the last wife of Henry VIII?"
CONTESTANT "Catherine Howard"
HOST "Great answer. But it was Catherine Parr"

How the fuck can it be a great answer, if it's wrong?

 

[WhereWereWeWhenWeWereWhat]

When you’re watching your tv and you’ve misplaced the remote and then ‘standby in ... seconds” comes up right in the middle of the screen.

If you’re watching the telly you don’t need a huge warning that its going off and if you’re not watching you wont see it anyway! Put it in the fuckin corner!

Similar when a portable speaker is dying and to let you know it plays a horribly obnoxious tone that pauses the song for a second and then plays again.

Stupid design flaws basically...

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Red haired girls who dye their hair jet black...

Girls, your red hair is the most beautiful hair colour, stop messing with it!

 

[SebastianBlue]

Red haired girls who die their hair jet black...

Girls, your red hair is the lost beautiful hair colour, stop messing with it!

Ironically, this typo is also generally accurate. ;-)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who call veg/vegetables; “veggies”

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Ironically, this typo is also generally accurate. ;-)

Haha, sorry, dye