Stupid little things that bug you

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

"Ohhh, Donna's cakes!"



Aaaaaarrrrgggghhh!

 

[Mike Cledford]

Only wish that I could triple like this. Boy do I hate those fookin cun#$. I only wish that I hadn't bathed in a week and could fart at will when I sit beside them.

For a while a mate used to get on with me at Wilmslow which was where the train started getting full. We used to choose our victim for maximum disruption. We got a lot of smiles and winks from fellow other passengers.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Storms with names. It's just a fucking storm, live with it you silly Americans.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Sending out reporters to stand in fucking storms where the presenters ask them how's the weather.

 

[halfmist]

Fans who Arrive late, leave early when they want to come past you at the football and then try and barge past before you have had a chance to stand up. They are as bad as those who spend 10 minutes saying hello or goodbye to half the fucking stadium whilst the match is on.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Sending out reporters to stand in fucking storms where the presenters ask them how's the weather.

Also sending the main news presenter and his set up to present the whole bulletin from somewhere something has happened. For example when five prostitutes were murdered in Ipswich all channels moved their entire news op for several days. Why?
Also when anything at all occurs involving the rags sending a reporter outside the swamp shop. No why for that one - its because BBC sports and United are both clunts.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Also sending the main news presenter and his set up to present the whole bulletin from somewhere something has happened. For example when five prostitutes were murdered in Ipswich all channels moved their entire news op for several days. Why?
Also when anything at all occurs involving the rags sending a reporter outside the swamp shop. No why for that one - its because BBC sports and United are both clunts.

Just been feeling sorry for the blonde girl in Dublin, she could have done the election report from one of the counting areas not stood getting piss wet through.

 

[JASR]

Sending out reporters to stand in fucking storms where the presenters ask them how's the weather.

It’s not just storms, it’s almost any news story.
Presenter: ‘blah blah blah and now over to Mike , live at the scene’
Mike: ‘thanks Steve, yes you’re absolutely right, blah blah blah, but there’s been no new developments about blah blah blah since we last spoke, but we expect an announcement about blah blah blah soon’
Presenter: ‘thanks Mike, so that’s the story about blah blah blah, we’ll update you when we get more information about blah blah blah.’

6 times the same info, said in slightly different ways, which could have been said once by the presenter in the studio.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Fans who Arrive late, leave early when they want to come past you at the football and then try and barge past before you have had a chance to stand up. They are as bad as those who spend 10 minutes saying hello or goodbye to half the fucking stadium whilst the match is on.

Got one near me that stops to applaud the players when stood right in front of me.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Just been feeling sorry for the blonde girl in Dublin, she could have done the election report from one of the counting areas not stood getting piss wet through.

Errr was that a pretty blonde you felt sorry for?;)
Wrong time of year for a wet t shirt comp.