Stupid little things that bug you

Tuearts right boot said:
No kidding.....Just bought some Vegan glass cleaner. Doing my bit for the planet.FFS.
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Yet they continue to make and sell non degradable kitchen, bathroom and baby wipes which block up the sewers and send effluence into houses. Barmy or muffiny if you prefer.
 
People with beards, long or stubble, who shave right up there neck right up to there chin. As if that makes it look clean. It Looks fuckin stupid and if your on the chubby side, adds 3 extra chins.

Shave upto 2 fingers from Adam's apple that's all.

Example.
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Le Havre Oswald said:
People with beards, long or stubble, who shave right up there neck right up to there chin. As if that makes it look clean. It Looks fuckin stupid and if your on the chubby side, adds 3 extra chins.

Shave upto 2 fingers from Adam's apple that's all.

Example.
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A man with a beard is trying to hide something.
 
Le Havre Oswald said:
People with beards, long or stubble, who shave right up there neck right up to there chin. As if that makes it look clean. It Looks fuckin stupid and if your on the chubby side, adds 3 extra chins.

Shave upto 2 fingers from Adam's apple that's all.

Example.
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Otamendi’s bad for that!
 
Vegans.
Lets get the past the. 'Hello I'm a vegan. Oh and my name is...' and move onto the fact that they have 'food' which pretends to be meat flavoured.
I mean why, if your so dead set against cattle having a reason to exist why do you want to have stuff like tastes like cow?
Except it doesn't!!

After wandering around Sainsburys I clocked this Hearty Vegan Steak & Ale Style Country Pie - Fry's Family Food UK

Now the pack looked appetising enough and after the lecture about 'you don't know until you try it' from her I thought sod it I'll give it a go.

I don't mind parsnips or carrots but when they're only flavour in this 'steak and ale' pie how can the tree hugging livestock hating tw*ts claim its meat or even beer flavoured?

The dirty, dirty vegan bastards.
 
On Masterchef when John Torode says "You'll be cooking to impress Gregg and I".

If Gregg Wallace was away, would Torode say "You'll be cooking to impress I"?

(Not that I watch it, but the Mrs likes to put it on..............................)
 
Big Swifty said:
On Masterchef when John Torode says "You'll be cooking to impress Gregg and I".

If Gregg Wallace was away, would Torode say "You'll be cooking to impress I"?

(Not that I watch it, but the Mrs likes to put it on..............................)
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Indeed!

Across society in general, the misuse of your example is annoying and another one that particularly annoys me is the word “myself” used incorrectly.

“Today’s meeting will be chaired by myself and Dave”... makes no sense!
 
Tattoos on women..... they may look "cool" when you are a lithe 18 year old .... they look out of shape after a couple of kids and a few years of alcohol and tobacco

Friends grandson came out with this belter last week:
"Mum has a tattoo on her bottom.... It used to be on her back!"
Much sniggering from him and his wife, his daughter in law has a very large arse!
 
Does Michael Owen count as a stupid little thing? He’s put a bit of timber on recently.
 
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