The idiocy (and selfishness) of panic buying

Local Tesco extra and Petrol stations better to avoid the mayhem although I accept that not everyone can afford to shop that way. Aldi was bedlam yesterday. I walked in and out again. Petrol station today had everything.
 
Seriously don't get the toilet roll panic, if I have to wash my arse with water I will.

Bet the bidet business booms once all of this is over.
 
Seriously don't get the toilet roll panic, if I have to wash my arse with water I will.

Bet the bidet business booms once all of this is over.

People used to laugh when they heard I had bidets. I bet they're not laughing now (although they probably still are to be honest).
 
Your feet must be nice and clean

I remember when I built my property in Thailand and we put Western style toilets in. We had a bit of a house warming party and invited the local villagers. After they left I noticed footprints on the toilet seat as they thought they should just use it as they would a Thai style squat toilet.
 
Just been to Asda for a few bits and pieces and to get my dinner stuff for work for the week

It's like Christmas Eve there. Hardly any parking spaces and half a dozen deep at every till

Fortunately the shelves were pretty well stacked up but imagine they'll be bare by mid afternoon
 
I remember when I built my property in Thailand and we put Western style toilets in. We had a bit of a house warming party and invited the local villagers. After they left I noticed footprints on the toilet seat as they thought they should just use it as they would a Thai style squat toilet.
It still an "occurrence " seeing feet marks on the seat. They have signs in a lot of public toilets showing no squatting
 
Asda in the Shire.... fuckin carnage!
No bog roll, no pasta or rice, but loads of strongbow and gin on the shelves.
Go figure.
 
The couple in front of me at the checkout felt, for some reason, the need to apologise to me for the amount of stuff they were buying. Apparently both of their daughters who normally live and work elsewhere have been told to work from home. They’ve interpreted that as working from their parents home.

My daughter was doing her usual weekly shop yesterday. Her and her two boys eat different breakfast cereals. They tend to run low about the same time so yesterday she bought one box for each of them. When the checkout operator was putting them through the woman behind my daughter started tutting and muttering about “stockpiling”.
 

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