Have you thought about wanking into a sock?
Or wiping off on a neighbours curtains?
Have you thought about wanking into a sock?
No, they have to be quietSo they over seventies might be asked to self isolate for up to 4 months so how do they stock up on food or are they aloud out for food shopping?
No, they have to be quiet
Advice has been for them to buy it online and have it delivered or for friends/family to do it for them and leave it outside the door.So they over seventies might be asked to self isolate for up to 4 months so how do they stock up on food or are they aloud out for food shopping?
That won't last if they shut the pubs, I'm off to stock up today, fuck the bog rollDefinitely need the essentials. Went to Morrisons yesterday, Peroni, thatchers and jagermeister all in stock
Was going to pop into Costco for an ill relative to get her some water but couldn't even get into the car park. This was before the general public were allowed in.
Ended up in Lidl up the road, again car park almost full and one one pack of water per visit. Rice, pasta & bog rolls were not available not that we needed any.
I want to know how the shortage ends. when the supermarkets restock are the same cunts going to stockpile on top of their stockpile or are the wankers going to leave some for the rest of us?
Advice has been for them to buy it online and have it delivered or for friends/family to do it for them and leave it outside the door.
Plus the house will go up in seconds with all that much bogrollsI honestly wonder if there are millions of loons around the country manically constructing mountains of bog roll in their front rooms like that bloke out of close encounters did with clay.