COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Nightmare Walking]

I’m not even sure I want to get a take away, don’t see her very often so would have liked to do something special.

Is you not cooking for her on her birthday special? She will remember the effort you make for the rest of her life and will mean more than you just getting your wallet out.

 

[purplenose]

I’m not even sure I want to get a take away, don’t see her very often so would have liked to do something special.

Its a fucker mate, but its a day that happens just once and I have no doubts you and your daughter will have a fantastic memorable day.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Nightmare Walking]

Is you cooking for her on her birthday not special? She will remember the effort you make for the rest of her life and will mean more than you just getting your wallet out.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Mothering Sunday at weekend, going to take a big hit !

 

[andyhinch]

Is you not cooking for her on her birthday special? She will remember the effort you make for the rest of her life and will mean more than you just getting your wallet out.

I’d better get cleaning my flat :-)

 

[SebastianBlue]

I’d better get cleaning my flat :-)

I’ve renamed mine Le Flat En Curve.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Really! I’ve taken my eye off China for the last few weeks. Is that info supposition or are people from over their leaking out information on this.Depressing if people have been welded in their apartments to die!

There were plenty of videos showing it being done, obviously difficult to verify them but they all looked suitably realistic. Fits with their forcible measures of ensuring lockdown.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Still here at work pal. Uniform makes me safe! Fucking civvies though. Ucnts . 2 weeks at home .

Hi viz jacket and lollipop won’t save you when they shut the schools...

 

[Nightmare Walking]

I’d better get cleaning my flat :-)

Get her to clean while you are cooking :-D

 

[mancitymick]

Another one has gone man down ! His cousin he / she (no names) has contact with . For ffs man up. Be loyal

 

[St.Pauli support]

So does anyone understand the detail of our testing strategy? Can you describe it and the rationale behind it. We seem to be making no attempt to test contacts of sufferers like the Chinese did. wHO say testing is the absolute key to virus control so why are we doing different?

Testing strategy could depend on your lab capacity.

Germany can test 160,000 per week. President of Berlin's Robert-Koch-Institute, advising the gov,
said we have to use test capacity strategically and in a consequent way to take test results for statistic use
in order to assess where we are right now on the curve.

I have no specific details though.

 

[andyhinch]

Its a fucker mate, but its a day that happens just once and I have no doubts you and your daughter will have a fantastic memorable day.

At least I know what present to get her, 21 packets of bog roll.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Another one has gone man down ! His cousin he / she (no names) has contact with . For ffs man up. Be loyal

Now, again, in English...

 

[purplenose]

get the booze in now before that gets hoarded too once the pubs close...

FFS never thought of that, if the pubs close and a stricter lock down is announced all the piss heads and freaks will buying crates of the stuff....what a hovel this country has become.

 

[purplenose]

At least I know what present to get her, 21 packets of bog roll.

You will be lucky before Saturday.

 

[BosnianBlue]

The number of new cases are what matters when assessing how the infection is progressing because it's an instant current snapshot whereas deaths relate to past history. Ultimately that will be what counts but day to day it's the trend in new cases that matters. Not sure one day's figures are enough to judge though. We need a sustained downturn. Italy is probably the best country to watch as they started the emergency action first so they should see its results first.

yes, but they pretty much stopped the rise in last 3-4 days. it's 3-3.5k cases, one day up, one day down. That's good.

 

[purplenose]

At least I know what present to get her, 21 packets of bog roll.

Actually if she is a laugh that would be a tremendous idea.

 

[Claytop]

So, after non-stop work meetings today kept me away from the various daily pressers, tracking other happenings, and refereeing poster entanglements in real-time...

What’ve I missed?

£330bn for the economy in various different ways. Kept pledging if that’s not enough then they will be more.

People still going to the pub.

Laura Ashley closing.


They were the main points I’ve taken away so far today, not necessarily in that order..

 

[andyhinch]

You will be lucky before Saturday.

It could wipe my savings account out tbh.