Stupid little things that bug you

[kippax4ever]

Idiots buying all the bog rolls

 

[sir baconface]

Politician: “We’ve been absolutely clear on this...” Seems to be a buzz phrase.

Well no you haven’t, you obfuscating liar. If you had, we wouldn’t have to keep asking WTF is your policy.

 

[sir baconface]

People who turn off plugs at the socket so when I think I've been charging my phone for an hour before leaving for work, I find it's still at 7%.

In a similar vein, leaving the tumble dryer on cold setting or microwave on defrost.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

British people who use the middle finger to swear at you with their hand.

It should always be the two fingers “fuck off” sign!

 

[TCIB]

Poorly cleaned can openers, use a scrubbing brush to get all the gunk out or enjoy driving a bacteria breeding ground into the next tin you open.

 

[The Black Shed]

The foil on berocca

I feel your pain. Mango is my favourite

 

[sir baconface]

Add to that, football coverage during a game, where you miss half of the fucking game cos they show the managers, the subs, the VAR room, some fat **** in row 17, footage froma helicopter of the stadium. Fuck off, show me the bleeding game!

Beg to disagree. I only tune in to see which fat cnut is sitting in row 17.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Spoiler

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The woodpecker outside our house trying to make a nest in the telegraph pole. Noisy bastard.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Self Isolating!!! Which Yank came up with that?

In isolation is the correct term. It's pissing me right off hearing this every two minutes

Lock down is a meaningless expression which unfortunately we will hear more often.

 

[KS55]

The woodpecker outside our house trying to make a nest in the telegraph pole. Noisy bastard.

Woodpeckers tap to attract a mate. If you want to see one, just tap on wood with a stone.

 

[flyer]

Lock down is a meaningless expression which unfortunately we will hear more often.

Dear God make it stop

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Woodpeckers tap to attract a mate. If you want to see one, just tap on wood with a stone.

There are enough nutters round here without me making it worse....

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Businesses usually who put their phone number on vans etc in the wrong manner,eg 01612 345678 which would be a Manchester code but trying to look like another area code for some reason.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The woodpecker outside our house trying to make a nest in the telegraph pole. Noisy bastard.

The woodpecker near me keeps calling me a paranoid bastard in Morse Code.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Businesses usually who put their phone number on vans etc in the wrong manner,eg 01612 345678 which would be a Manchester code but trying to look like another area code for some reason.

He’ll never get any business anyway, just called that number and it’s not recognised.

 

[Mike Cledford]

Dear God make it stop

Cant you lock down your garage door yet?,)

 

[Bill Walker]

Poorly cleaned can openers, use a scrubbing brush to get all the gunk out or enjoy driving a bacteria breeding ground into the next tin you open.

Cans that aren't ringpull

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Stupid f*cking advertisements that pop up with the smallest of x which you have to touch to make them disappear!
As it’s so small you can never get the centre of the x for it to f*ck off and end up opening it 10 times before giving up!!!!

 

[halfmist]

Anybody serving you food when they stink of TCP.

Anyone who licks their finger before separating pages